The Race For The NBA Cup Is Back And Frankly It's Hard To Imagine Anyone Gives A Shit

The race to the NBA Cup is finally here! Can you feel the excitement????? I’m not someone who thinks the NBA regular season is meaningless. In fact, I believe the exact opposite. I believe that every single game from October until the Spring matters. That extra “meaning” just isn’t there. That’s a big game regardless of what it happens. Same thing with Klay’s return to GS for the first time as a Mav....

November 12, 2024 · 1 min · 193 words · Kimberly Carpenter

The Saddest NFL Stats of Week 10

Week 10 was an absolute disaster for the Chicago Bears. We all knew Matt Eberflus was a joke going into the season. But you know what? We trusted Ryan Poles. Like a bunch of fucking morons. The only thing left to do at this point is take action into our own hands. I’m officially calling all Bears fans to boycott this team until heads roll in Halas Hall. Publicly shame anyone that goes to the game....

November 12, 2024 · 2 min · 418 words · Brent Williams

The Title Race Might Be Over For Manchester City

Alright, Im not going to lie, I felt like a bit of an idiot writing that title. So, here we are. Liverpool is currently sitting five points ahead of City and nine points ahead of Arsenal. And let me be the first to say it: Arsenals season is done. Theyve dropped 14 points in just 11 gamesyou cant claw your way back from that. Theyve apparently been “terrible” this season....

November 12, 2024 · 1 min · 148 words · Eric Hall

The World Needs To Get Used To Watching A Ton Of Flyers Games Because Matvei Michkov Is Appointment Television

I’m not going to blindly trust every decision that John Tortorella makes. Morgan Frost is one of those guys right now. But that wasn’t the case with Michkov. Especially on the powerplay early on in his career so far. Which in Michkov time might as well be an hour. He has missed time to make up for if he’s going to win a Calder this year. Sure, he may have blown the zone a little early....

November 12, 2024 · 2 min · 265 words · Robert Patterson

The Worst Wheel of Fortune Mistake in History- November 12th, 2024

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November 12, 2024 · 1 min · word · Brian Lawrence

Twitch Streamer Kai Cenat, Who Just Broke A World Record For Subs On The Platform, Said He Turned Down $60 MILLION To Switch To Their Biggest Competitor Kick

Kai Cenat is essentially the biggest streamer on the planet and averages over 100,000 viewers anytime he’s live. I’m no mathematician, but a million seems somewhat possible if he keeps on the same pace. Doing simple numbers, let’s say he ends up with 500,000. That generates $2,500,000, 20% of which he says is going to build a school in Nigeria. Dak’s averaging $60 million. Kai said he believes God gave him the sign to decline it and that the money would come regardless....

November 12, 2024 · 1 min · 95 words · Jeanette Nicholson

Watching Biz Order Breakfast At A Diner Is An Absolute Must See In What Wonton Don Is Calling "The Breakfast Order From Hell"

He transformed a “big bear country breakfast” into … well, not that. No toast or grits yo, give me one of those entree pancakes you’ve got sitting back there. The OJ line was an all-timer and is why Biz gets paid the big bucks. How many sides is too many to substitute? Can you try and finagle some pancakes out of that shitty side of white bread toast? Whatever the case may be, I can’t get enough of these two together in a room....

November 12, 2024 · 1 min · 84 words · Thomas Davis

We Have Found Unquestionably the Worst College Basketball Team of All-Time

Free Lutheran Bible College may have the most must-watch basketball team in America. Watching Duke and Kentucky score 170 points in a competitive game is for casuals. If there’s any silver lining, at least they don’t lose heartbreakers. We all deserve to see if the worst team in Division I could beat FBLC by 150 points. I think these guys are right on the edge of finding something special.

November 12, 2024 · 1 min · 69 words · Gregory Perry

We Need Austin Peay In The NCAA Tournament After Watching The Highlights Of One-Armed Hansel Enmanuel Putting On A Damn Show This Year

Helps when Austin Peay goes into Butler and wins. I mean yeah, 5 and 6 isn’t going to blow anyone away. The dude is doing it with one damn arm! It’s so easy to say, force him the other way. Well, seems simple until he blows by you and dunks. Or comes out of nowhere for a putback dunk, then you just look like an idiot. I say it all the time....

November 12, 2024 · 1 min · 136 words · Allison Salinas

You Can Now Buy The Batmobile From The Dark Knight Trilogy For Three Million Dollars

“Hey uhh Uncle Dana….whaddya say we hit the baccarat tables once again?” And no duh it’s not street legal - it’s the fucking Batmobile! Can I be honest, though? Or even my second. It’s one of the coolest things ever in a Batman movie. God, The Dark Knight is so fucking good. ….I think the Matt Reeves/Robert Pattinson Batmobile might even overtake the Tumbler next for me.

November 12, 2024 · 1 min · 67 words · Shawn Sanchez

You Collect Pencils? Sick Hobby, Dude

A very pro holiday season show. Frankie returns from a full weekend at Ole Miss.

November 12, 2024 · 1 min · 15 words · Julie Rivera

"Bill From The Northwest Side" Called Into Chicago Sports Radio And Spoke For All Bears Fans While Crucifying Matt Eberflus

Touch ‘em all, Bill from the Northwest side. Because those three miserable mamalukes from The Score smile for the first time in weeks. I went to this dumpster fire of a matchup against my better judgement. I honestly wanted (and expected) New England to lose. You could tell just watching them, they have totally quit. They are unquestionably, categorically, positively checked out. The weather was beautiful, a little windy, but nothing crazy or game-impacting....

November 11, 2024 · 3 min · 444 words · Haley Woods

"Giannis Is A Child"'t Hold Back While Burying Giannis For His Fake Handshake

Generally, Giannis has one plan of action while playing offense. When in doubt, just run into people. Instead, Giannis went with the old “down low, too slow” move. Well here we are in 2024 and it’s the same result. Giannis did play like a child. When even the refs are admitting they blew it, I think that tells you everything you oughta know. Both he and his basketball team stink out loud....

November 11, 2024 · 1 min · 72 words · Cheryl Rhodes