Obligatory shout out to the GOAT. Along with this incredible tweet that snuck under the radar a few weeks ago.

Ultimately, it is the McCaskeys. It’s their family business. It’s their name. It’s their legacy. The McCaskeys seem like nice people who have zero ability or interest in running a winning franchise. If the McCaskeys aren’t in charge, then who is? It’s his staff, right? He’s now on his 3rd offensive playcaller in three seasons. He’s also on his 2nd defensive coordinator. That might be an actual record for incompetence....

The big question that follows is whether you end the Mission Impossible franchise with that movie or reboot it. At some point down the road, we’ll get a reboot or continuation with a new lead. I mean he IS Mission Impossible. He makes the magic that comes with Ethan Hunt. It’s legit all he thinks about. He isn’t just the main character. He hires and fires the right/wrong people to make the movies....

Special thanks to Proper Wild for giving us the energy to get this lesson done. Check out the first two episodes of the series presented by Proper Wild below:

Look, I will be honest. I didn’t want to do this. A third Bears blog about the dysfunction on offense and at Halas Hall before lunch is a lot. I do what I am told. Here is the blog. I would like to know which vets said that Bagent should start. I don’t know. That is what the internet is guessing at this point. Caleb has been bad. We are all watching the same games....

Straight out of a book for football coaches. Just football guy 101. And here’s Fran Brown. What does a coach do after a tough loss? Go over game footage? Maybe take a shower to wash away the disappointment? Nope he doesnt shower after a loss. Perfect football guy rationale. One says shower with your uniforms, another says ban showering. Just unreal thought processes with these guys. They really are from Mars....

….I didn’t really think we were going for the 74-8 NBA record. That was at 9-0. Yeah, I’m gonna pause here and say that again. 83-42 Cavs in the first half against the 7-1 Warriors. Is that good enough for you guntherleonardo? And then the next night we beat Brooklyn on a back-to-back. And then last night we came to Chicago and knocked off the Bulls at home. Here’s how the measly Cavs compare to the hottest starts in recent memory:...

It’s that time of the year in the NFL. Deion Sanders is by no means qualified to be an NFL head coach by traditional standards. He doesn’t have nearly enough experience to coach the Dallas Cowboys. But I no longer think that even matters for a head coach. I’m not sure their actual football knowledge matters in the slightest. He knows how to work with coordinators and allow for their ideas to mesh with his....

The jokes write themselves at this point. It’s the definition of “cutting off your nose to spite your face”. And it’s the perfect microcosm for all the Cowboys problems. And McCarthy couldn’t look more clueless. But that’s exactly what Jerry has wanted from the start. People keep screaming that he needs to hire Bill Belichick. Belichick isn’t coaching a team where Jerry has first and final say. And Jerry isn’t hiring a coach who demands things run his way....

The Juan Soto sweepstakes officially starts this week as he begins meetings. I should also go on record though and admit that I don’t know shit. So take that with a grain of salt. 57 years later certainly presents a different landscape. He’s so deserving for so many reasons. Most important would be his consistency. You’re getting basically the closest thing to a guarantee since Barry Bonds was juiced out of his skull....

Besides Terry, nobody else would be above a fringe number 3 on any other team. I love Noah Brown, but not as our #2. Olamide Zaccheaus is a 4 or 5, not a 3. Dyami Brown is still Dyami Brown (bad). And then there’s Zach Ertz. Do not get me started on Zach Ertz. This man has never gotten one single yard after the catch this entire season. Crumbles to the ground at even the sight of a defender....

The roof is the biggest part of the bill, at nearly $24 million. Imagine being a Rays fan and never having any money in the offseason. You’re always watching other teams sign free agents. Always watching your leadership go cheap. That would suck a big proverbial dick. Makes me wonder what’s up with roofs these days. At $24,000,000 you should at least retract in nice weather. Insert the most cutthroat business development specimen in any white collar industry....

It was 3-0 Dallas Stars before most fans in Pittsburgh were even able to get in their seats. It was 6-0 by the time that most fans should have just left the building in the 1st period. They ended up losing 7-1, but that’s after the Stars already put the game in cruise control. The Pittsburgh Penguins are truly an awful hockey team right now. Sidney Crosby doesn’t deserve to go out like this....