Night games are the absolute best when you’re a college kid. When it happens to another team, I don’t give a fuck. But when it happens to MY team, I care a whole helluva lot. Besides, Penn State and Ohio State are not on the same level. Check the results of the last 15 times we’ve played them! And also…their arguments are different. Penn State had to play their biggest game noon…....

He might be onto something here. It’s reasonable, 2 minute fight sessions. After those 2 minutes are up, no more fighting. Just fouls and possible suspensions. But in those 2 minutes? Need everyone getting into it. This would also be a great time to bring back enforcers. A perfect spot to use one of those two-way contracts or keep Udonis Haslam on the bench in Miami. You know the moment they come into the game, it’s about to be a fight....

Carlos Prates is the man. The sooner you land the knockout the sooner you get to have your next cig! That could be his Stone Cold smashing beers moment. And right after winning a UFC Championship would definitely be one of those times.

Let me start off by saying that I love the Twitter for you page. Did you invite a complete stranger to come hang out for the day or something? Here’s a $10 Barstool store gift card for your big day. Remember when Mintzy went to the wrong country club and crashed the wedding reception of complete randos?

That’s the beauty of being in a position like this. Here’s the reality. The Cavs don’t get to pick and choose who to play. Does it matter that 10 of their 12 wins are against teams under .500? All-time historic teams double-check to handle their shit against bad teams. The 2024 Celts went 30-3 against teams under .500. Factually, the Cavs are currently checking off every box. That is fact, not opinion....

That’s the sort of process that takes years. Eli joins older brother Peyton, who was allegedly inducted in 2016. That’s a pretty huge chunk of years between them. Definitely speaks to the fact that Eli is, and has always been, more popular than Eli. Ed Bastian is my God. I think he’s the biggest addition in this class. Hand up, I didn’t know that Jeff Bezos was no longer the CEO of Amazon....

Good…I guess? The offense has been a disaster basically from the word go. Waldron deserves to be fired. Everything on that side is dysfunctional. Holding the ball too long. Routes not times up with the drop back. Play-calling in key spots has been INSANELY bad. A change was needed. Not so funny now, Shane Why the fuck does Eberflus get to survive this? He is on his 2nd defensive coordinator and now his third offensive coordinator/play-caller in three years....

Cameron Brink is exactly what the title says a superstar, both on and off the court. Remember when she got Ohtani to speak fluent English trying to crack some jokes like a little Rizzler? Brink has said before that one of her life goals was to pose for Sports Illustrated.

I’m far from the first person to say Shedeur Sanders seems destined to be a Raider. Hell, his own father has said it: Sanders seems like the perfect Raider too. That said, him tweeting thank you GOD after every loss is the funniest thing out there. Again, if the Raiders think Sanders is the number 1 QB, go get him. Hell even if he’s not the No. 1 quarterback, he’s better than AOC and Minshew....

One of the best parts about Barstool is getting involved in content outside of your normal lane. Perhaps one of the more fun things to do is the Draft on Dogwalk with the Chicago fellas. Dave doesn’t like me and says as much. I am friends with or cordial with everyone at the company. I’m closer with some folks compared to others but I don’t have any issues with anyone....

SPOILERS FOR ‘THE PENGUIN’ FINALE BELOW 1. I know you’re reading. I want that motherfucker in a full body cast by the end of the movie. You’re right, Trent! Oz didn’t have to take his money! And for that, he gets the Bat. Good luck dealing with that freak again. After that cliffhanger they left us on - I’d say that’s now a sure thing. My question is: will Zoe Kravtiz’s Selina Kyle want to help Sofia out?...

New Flipz Stuff’d and New Flips State Fair Strawberry Shortcake did not disappoint. Is Flipz the most consistent in the candied pretzel game? Keep letting us know what you want us to review!

The Dolphins have done it againthe kings of false hope, heartbreak artists of the NFL. Thats who they are. I know exactly what this team is doing, and yet, like clockwork, here I am again. Were at it again. Were sitting at a depressing 3-6, and guess whos up next? The Raiders and the Patriots. The optimism is creeping back in, and honestly, I cant take this shit anymore. Part of me wants to just throw in the towel and spare myself the emotional turmoil....