First off, good fucking riddance. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. To say all the signs were there from the beginning would be a gross understatement. Which is what the equivalent of paying Nate Davis to pass block was. They sure as shit don’t consult players past coaches. Which one would think is free-agent signing 101. Do they interview guys to get a sense of work ethic?...

The issue here is Williams. People are busy with their own lives, worried about their own health and their loved ones. So an outpouring of concern for someone they’ve never met is a positive, in my humble opinion. Williams is an inspiration to us all. She’s gotten a raw deal. They’re emotionally invested in seeing her come out of this OK and to return safely to Earth. So the milk of human kindness she’s being shown is a pure good, right?...

To me, this is why all the fake outrage after every loss will always be funny. But it feels like after a loss there’s this rush to say “See! They aren’t as good as last year! Championship hangover!!!” I dunno, sometimes you just play like shit and it burns you. But most importantly, it just felt nice to watch this team get back to playing at their standard. Sorry if that offends, but it’s the truth....

Or you could know ball. Part of what makes barbecue so great is how long it takes to cook. It allows all that fat to render down into delicious, unctuous flavor. It allows a bark to form over the meat instead of just a burnt crust. Giving everything the proper time to cook and rest makes all the difference. But that also means it’s possible for you to’t waste any additional time dicking around with everything else....

There are a few things that make Tomb Raider such a cool property. The first is exactly what makes Indiana Jones cool: archeology adventures. It’s a winning formula! But the second most important factor is the character of Lara Croft. You know who does not have that aura at all? She’s best known from GoT and what was the most “badass” moment for Sansa Stark? Changing her hair color? Nothing about previous work suggests to me that she is a good pick for this role....

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Insurance companies are a scam in their own right. I’m essentially paying for Flo to get a fresh bob every month. They were probably trying to start a business. Or something very stupid and poorly thought out along those lines. They at least had a few more Rolls Royce’s to scratch up. They always forget that insurance companies will go to the ends of the earth to not pay up....

We’re going back to the school yard and challenging people to good ol' fashion foot race. (10 years ago) Touche. NOW, quick side note - I’m a marathon hater. You get the same sense of accomplishment, and you cross something off your to do list. I guess I dislike how people act like they should be applauded for simply finishing a marathon. Finishing a marathon isn’t hard. Trying to actually run fast for a marathon, THAT is incredibly difficult....

He’s been as good as ever and is off to yet another historic start. Sure it needed OT but whatever. It’s as dominant as dominant gets. We all know Jaylen Brown and Nike have beef. That’s been well documented. At the very least someone had to sign off on it knowing full well what was happening. Frankly, it’s pretty weak in my opinion, as are all subtweets. If you want to talk shit, say it with your chest and @ the guy....

“I can’t get into too many of the details because the investigation is still ongoing. But obviously it’s something that you dont want to happen to, really anybody, but obviously yourself. Mahomes, though, declined to discuss his whereabouts at the time burglars struck. “But Im sure at some point that will be talked about.” This an interesting coincidence. Makes for a fun little mystery. Two superstars from the Kansas City Chiefs....

That’s just solid, well-executed revenge by the Sandy Hook parents right there. Sounds exactly like something Dave Portnoy would do. You have yourself an enemy in Alex Jones. Well played, parents. Well played, The Onion. The Onion says they plan to rebuild the website to feature well-known internet humor writers and content creators. They want to turn InfoWars into a parody of itself. But if I’m The Onion, I keep Alex Jones employed....

Here is a transcript. Him and Emma, his wife, and I even asked ‘let me sit where Chris is sitting’. And I was thinking, Holy shit. Red One on this screen? With this technology can be game over." Lets check in on ‘Red One’, shall we? The Rock is a very interesting guy to me. On the one hand, he is undoubtably charismatic and one of the best success stories in Hollywood....

It feels like every week there’s new outrage about the 2025 Ryder Cup. First off people are pissed the tickets are too expensive. Next people hate all the Europeans that are coming stateside. Then we got the volunteers complaining about having to pay almost $400 out-of-pocket to work the event. My knee jerk is that these people will never be happy. Just constantly wanting more for less and always having an opinion aboutimproving things....