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She was proud of her Russian ancestry and maintained certain traditions throughout her life. One of those traditions was wearing Russian shoes. In our family, they became known asBubbe Shoes. Bubbe was brutally determined to wipe them out, even if it took all morning and several teakettles. I watched as the ants floated to their death in the boiling water, Bubbes face stern and unemotional. Bubbe meant business when it came to killing ants, and the ants knew it....

I met my fiancee on Hinge. Which I think for the most part is accepted as a respectable way to meet someone nowadays. Because for some reason it still feels like kind of a bullshit way to meet someone. Like it’s somehow less legitimate than meeting in the wild. That a virtual Hawk Tuah girl rated your initial conversation starter an acceptable 8.2/10 on her Flirt Meter. That you went through a strict vetting process via handy tools like Hawk Tuah’s Height Detector....

Or don’t, completely up to you. Obviously tonight, we have Mike Tyson taking on Jake Paul in a boxing match. Von Kaiser-Easily the worst opponent in the game. Nothing exciting about this mamaluke at all. Actually, he has a legit stache. I will give him that. Also loses points because he is from Philly. Mario-Probably his most underrated appearance in any game, despite the fact he basically does nothing. Little Mac-Not a very interesting or fun character, but plays the scrappy underdog well....

SPOILERS FOR THE PENGUIN BELOW . That blew my fucking mind. I mean - that’s unquestionably a syringe glove. He did follow Sofia back to Arkham at the end! I kinda dig that idea too. Check out the My Mom’s Basement ‘Penguin’ finale recap now if you haven’t already….

The Eagles beat the Commanders and PFT is down. We also bring up some great points because we’re a National podcast. Fantasy Fuccbois and our picks. Coach Jon Gruden joins us in studio as the newest member of Barstool Sports. We talk ball with him, Hooters, quarterbacks and tons more. We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.

LISTEN TO THAT CROWD! Watch this clip, and then watch what Jones is referring to below it…. What a reach! How insane is that?! Here’s a few…. Jon Jones is the MMA GOAT - no question about it. It’s times like these that make me ashamed of our GOAT, though. It’s very simple: Jon Jones is the Heavyweight Champion. Tom Aspinall is the Interim Heavyweight Champion. Get those “Tommy!” chants ready for the main event....

But I’m not sure if I can sign up for “disfigured penis”. Especially not if the NY Post is going to write an article about me. Did they really have to do that? Does that somehow help the guys lawsuit because it makes the whole thing more public? It’s a shame really. Because when the NY Post writes something, then Barstool Sports is contractually obligated to blog about it. The whole story goes viral online....

Y’all remember Coleman Hawkins, right? Well, that pay day hasn’t been worth it at all yet. In fact, Kansas State fans (granted, on Twitter) are sick of the Coleman Hawkins experience. Guess that’s what an 11-point loss to LSU will do to a team. Hey, not every team can be picked 14th in the SEC. I have no idea what happened here. Dude just kinda lost his mind for a second and thought he was playing football there for a second....

You know how many times you see someoneactuallyget slapped at a weigh in outside of Rough N Rowdy? Because that’s a psychotic move, which means psychotic Mike is 100% BACK. He’s in his own world in the best way possible and the slap proves it. Docile, stoned, Mike doesn’t slap Jake Paul. Iron Mike slaps the shit out of him and says “let’s make this interesting.” Fingers crossed he does the same thing tomorrow....

Speaking personally, he’s certainly won me over. Not that he had to do burn a lot of calories to do so. I’ve always been a Big Gruden guy. That’s what these Old Balls like. Bourbon for the Patriots fan’s soul. Who turned a 34 year old Rich Gannon into a Pro Bowler and future MVP. Then went to Tampa Bay and immediately won a Super Bowl with a 34 year old Brad farking Johnson....

I can’t even attempt to lie, I am addicted to Psycho Joe Mazzulla quotes. Partially because they are all patently insane, but also because they are 100000% authentic. It’s always on. Every second of every day is about competing and gaining a competitive advantage over their opponent. He’s as serious as a heart attack while being his completely authentic self. The NBA season starts? It’s fuck everyone and everything when it comes to winning basketball games....

What’s one thing that all of these guys have in common? Another thing they all have in common is that they all got locked the fuck up by Quinyon Mitchell. All of them have been held to under 25 yards by Quinyon. Week after week this man puts his receiver on an island and eats him alive. It’s at a point now where quarterbacks don’t even look at that side of the field....