Jake knew he was cooked and didn’t knock him out. Major credit to him. What started as a somewhat exciting first two rounds quickly became what everyone thought it would - a disaster. Father time remains unbeaten. Congrats on the payday, Mike.
Netflix is having a hell of a night. Nobody can watch this because it’s either buffering or freezing for 99% of my Twitter timeline. But that’s fine, because Mike Tyson’s cheeks just stole the show. Ol' Rikishi lookin' ass just going butt cheeks in the wind in the locker room. He was being interviewed by his son. Just a perfect clusterfuck of a broadcast.
Yeah, get rid of the coin toss right now. I’ve seen enough. Make this a requirement across the country at least in state championship games. Damn, America is so awesome.
I have no idea man, NCCAA is apparently a real thing? I’ve at least heard of NAIA. Now, there will always be some names you associate with mixtapes. Obviously some work out, some are, well, playing for Bethesda.
Righties and all the whiney crybabies on the Yankees rejoice! Literally every right handed hitter who has played in Baltimore since 2022 could be heard screaming with joy. It will be much more neutral going forward and that seems like a positive for the O’s. And so, we did. “We didnt like the degree to which this had become a distraction in many ways. It 100% was a distraction to the righties when you got in that box....
So much for a bye week! The grind doesn’t stop! He’ll be coaching the Gators, or the Buckeyes by next season. Well, everyone can shut the fuck up, because he’s staying in Bloomington. For what Cig is now getting paid, leaving for another school wouldn’t make sense. This team actually knows how to play the game. Indiana has had talented team in the past, but absolutely zero coaching. Cig is the hardass the program needed to turn things around....
In fairness to Morrissette, end zone paint jobs like the one Purdue has are moronic. I am officially absolving Morrissette of any responsibility for this blunder. He’s going full speed and just sees black paint everywhere.
The good news for Los Angeles Angels fans is that they have been the most active team this off-season. It’s not even close. The bad news these are old players whose best days are before COVID. That’s also very faint praise. Canning is going into his Age 29 season and has a 4.78 career ERA. We know what he is by now. Of course, I say that and watch the Braves make him a Cy Young candidate....
When the date finally arrived, I was pumped. In all the training videos, Tyson looked every bit like the beast he was during his prime. I was beginning to think 58-year-old Tyson could put the 27-year-old YouTuber in his place. Bill Belichick is currently negotiating to be Mike McCarthys replacement. Jerry Jones said, You got it! Then the 82-year-old owner asked, Does she have any younger sisters? Mike is truly God’s creation!...
BOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! However after the sadness was over, we at least got some wild fight videos full of carnage. That’s about as bad and as sad as it gets for fan fights in 2024.
Harry was among the slowest wideouts in the draft. A physical, wide-bodied guy who was supposed to make all the tough 50/50 catches in traffic. And the only stress Thornton created was ours. And other franchises find them: On a certain level, this is personal to me. At least I know neither of them is going to drop any more perfectly thrown Drake Maye passes.
Here’s a good palette cleanser if you were subjected to that nonsense:
This caller brought up the point of having to go to the dentist every six months. If anything the dentist and doctor should be flipped. Give me a physical and some bloodwork every six months to confirm this machine is running smoothly. The teeth can wait an extra six months. Are they still telling kids the whole You have to be active for 60 minutes a day thing? Do you really think Im gonna do it for free?...
