Jim Fucking Miller Picks Up A Huge Win And Demands Justice For Peanut The Squirrel

JIM FUCKING MILLER!!! NEW JERSEY!!! THE SHORE!!! THE SOPRANOS!!! FRANK SINATRA!!! TAYLOR HAM AND PORK ROLLS!!! THE MEADOWLANDS!!! THE PARKWAY!!! THE TURNPIKE!!! TOMS RIVER LITTLE LEAGUE!!! Jim Miller ladies and gentlemen - forty one years old and still picking up impressive wins in the UFC. Based on the timing of this photo…. I know he was a big Peanut guy.

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 60 words · Tiffany Long

Jon Jones TKOs Stipe Miocic With A SICKENING Spinning Back Kick

Jon Jones is exactly who we thought he was….and Stipe Miocic is confirmed 42 years old. Not the worst fight of the night, but a tough end for us Jones haters. Just shut up and fight Tom Aspinall dude. Hats off to an incredible career there. Thanks for all the entertainment, Stipe.

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 52 words · Brett Arnold

Louisville Needs To Run UNLIMITED Sprints After Finding One of the Worst Ways To Lose a Football Game I've Ever Seen

Holy shit, that’s unbelievable. Stanford got the ball at its own 45-yard line with 0:04 left in the game. This loss is Jeff Brohm’s fault. I don’t know how Louisville fans sleep tonight. That is so, so gross.

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 38 words · Wesley Cline

President Elect Donald Trump Has Arrived To UFC 309

There it is - the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Understandable, considering who’s here, but there’s a weird tense energy in the building tonight. Just a tad different from your average card!

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 33 words · Megan Jenkins

Ravens Lose A Classic Sloppy Rivalry Game in Pittsburgh 18-16

That was about as classic a Ravens-Steelers game as it gets. Came down to the final plays, weird score numbers and everything. This was also a classic contemporary Ravens game where it turned into a Ravens vs Ravens contest. They turned the ball over a handful of times and shot themselves in the foot over and over. Thats been the issue since day 1 and itll continue to be the issue until it isnt....

November 17, 2024 · 2 min · 225 words · Eddie Lee

Taysom Hill Put The Saints On His Back And Outscored The Entire Browns Team By Himself

We’re talking about the 2-7….now 2-8….Cleveland Browns on the road, right? Yeah, Jameis Winston threw for 395 yards. Yeah, Jerry Jeudy had his best game in a Browns uniform. Alright, that’s enough Browns talk. The main story from today was Taysom Hill and how he outscored Cleveland all by himself. Oh, and 3 touchdowns: 1. 10 Yard Rush to Take The Lead 2. 33 Yard Rush On 4th and 1 To Retake The Lead...

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 111 words · Bailey Kirk

The Browns Need To Cut Dustin Hopkins And His 3 Missed Field Goals At Halftime

**This blog is for Nicky Smokes and the entire Gambling Cave that hammered the 2-7 Browns today. Why is everyone so heavy on the worst team in football ON THE ROAD? I can’t answer that. People are saying the Browns should go for it the rest of the game to send a message. No, I think the proper message would be to cut his ass at halftime. I’m so sick of this fucking team....

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 99 words · Jennifer Diaz

The Sign Of A True Champion Is Finding Ways To Win Even If It Means Winning Ugly

That’s not exclusive to them, that’s what happens with every champ. That’s not a crazy statement, it’s one that I would mostly agree with. But there’s also something to be said about these types of games. When it came time for the Celtics to get a game saving stop, that’s what mattered. Not the fact that it was the 2-11 Raptors. When it came time to win the game, their execution in that spot mattered....

November 17, 2024 · 4 min · 665 words · Rebecca Austin

A Georgia Student Nailed Pat McAfee's College Gameday Kick for $800K and Needs To Get a Tryout Immediately

Henry Silver is an absolute animal. Everyone walks away a winner with the exception of whatever insurance company ESPN has covering this contest. Get Henry in a uniform.

November 16, 2024 · 1 min · 28 words · Ronald Castro

A Very Sad Cam Newton Says The Panthers "Don't Fuck With Him" Anymore, Claims There's Not a Single Picture of Him in Their Entire Facility

Cam Newton dressed as Rastafarian Morocco Mole might have a point. A point punctuated by a very somber & depressing score of music that definitely seems like overkill. But a point nonetheless. The man deserves a picture. A statue that if you squint your eyes hard enough might even slightly resemble him. Much like The Colossus of Rhodes, which was destroyed by an earthquake circa 226 BC. But that’s just because I love a good Colossus....

November 16, 2024 · 2 min · 307 words · Timothy Pierce

Draymond Green Is Back To His Old Tricks After Unleashing His First Dirty Play Of The Season

It was him running his playbook to perfection. A very fucked up and completely unnecessary playbook, but a playbook nonetheless. A complete freak accident. You know, just like the hundreds of other times we’ve seen plays exactly like this by Draymond. It is so bizarre how he keeps finding himself in these freak accidents! In reality, he’s just up to his same old bullshit. Does that look like a changed basketball player to you?...

November 16, 2024 · 1 min · 196 words · Mrs. Sarah Hansen

Here Is Eight Minutes Of Mike Tyson Being The Scariest Human On Earth Ahead Of Tonight's Fight VS Jake Paul

Feel free to do pushups as you watch because you’ll probably hit a new PR. And say what you will about the man, but Mike Tyson is a one of one human being. How can you not be rooting for him after watching that video? Think about how far he’s come? What he’s had to endure? Fingers crossed things end the way 99% of Americans want them to - with a Tyson win....

November 16, 2024 · 1 min · 73 words · Allen Burns

In A Moment Straight Out Of A Sitcom, Mike Tyson Walks Away From Interviewer To Reveal His Whole Damn Ass In Front The Camera

Straight out of sitcom. The director and the cameraman were simply too stunned cut away. Robbie Fox said it best, every clip you see of Tyson is becoming more and more unintentionally hilarious. Not only that, the boy is cheeked up! Go get ‘em, Champ!!! !

November 16, 2024 · 1 min · 46 words · Dylan Friedman