True Love: Former Arsenal Star Nicolas Pépé Sends Soccer World Spiraling After Romance With Teanna Trump Becomes Public

Soccer is admittedly the one sport where I don’t have my ear to the ground. My brain can only follow so many sports intensely that sacrifices have to be made some times. I’m clueless when it comes to the pitch. I expected to walk into a bar on Saturday afternoon with every game going off at once. Not the case at all. Everyone just sits at home on Saturdays and cranks up methstreams to watch their favorite teams....

November 18, 2024 · 2 min · 271 words · Cheryl Patterson

America's Newest Favorite Big Boy: College Hoops Fans Have Fallen In Love With Bowling Green's Marcus Johnson, Calling Him DJ Burns 2.0

We have a new big boy and he’s AWESOME. Look, DJ Burns made the leap from Winthrop to NC State and a Final Four. He won over the country last year by beating Duke and being a character. Now we have mid-major DJ Burns 2.0 after what he did to Michigan State yesterday. This is why we need early season college hoops. We’re about to get into the most underrated time of the year....

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 205 words · Melissa Silva

Anthony Richardson Has Gone From Worst Quarterback You've Ever Seen To Prime Cam Newton In 3 Weeks Time

That his confidence would never be able to recover from a 2-week mid season benching. That was a tumultuous few weeks for Colts fans. We all said some things we might regret. But that’s all behind us now. The Colts have defeated the now 2-8 New York City Jets. The Great Colts Dynasty of the Late 2020’s-2030’s is surely upon us. I’d love to watch that man’s highlights. However today, he was prime Cam Newton....

November 17, 2024 · 2 min · 220 words · Christina Adams

Charles Oliveira Defeats Michael Chandler After Narrowly Avoiding Getting KO'd Himself In The Final Round

What a fucking fight! I mean, watch this…. HOW DID OLIVEIRA SURVIVE THAT?! It might’ve instilled a little more confidence in him! Jones vs Miocic up next!

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 27 words · Lisa Calhoun

Dad Of The Year: Rick Pitino Tried To Stop St. John's Fans From Chanting 'Who's Your Daddy' As He Kicked His Son's Ass At MSG

No chanting who’s your daddy when Rick is around. You gotta protect the family. Win enough so it matters in the NET, don’t let your fans chant a factual statement. What did Rick expect? St. John’s fans are itching to cheer something, anything positive. They finally have it and you stop them. Come on, Richard knew what he was in for here. He knew what was going to happen if they lost....

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 153 words · Drew Martin

Denmark Has Won Miss Universe For The First Time Ever With Victoria Kjaer Theilvig And I Fully See The Vision

Today the real show is Victoria Kjr Theilvig, who just locked Denmark’s first ever Miss Universe crown. Fair play to all the women involved and congratulations again to Victoria. Can’t wait until next year!

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 34 words · Courtney Lopez

Dumping Them Out: Sorry I Disappeared

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. I was going to write a blog about it that wasn’t buried in between a bunch of tits. But in the end, I fucking hate talking about myself. I always feel very stupid and arrogant to assume that people want to know about my personal life. A majority of people who read this probably have no clue who I am. It would probably help my career if I did....

November 17, 2024 · 4 min · 677 words · Mary Smith

Former Penguin and Lightning Ryan "Bugsy" Malone Stops By Game Notes To Talk The Current State Of The Game

In Episode 39 of Game Notes, the crew turns into Spittin' Chiclets themselves as they pump up the Devils' huge week in Florida McDavid, getting 1,000 points and the Oilers turning it around, only to see them both lose their next games. One of the highlights of the show was when Army the Egg Nog King told us about his love for Christmas and having their Christmas decorations up already and Pasha was having none of it....

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 136 words · Carol Schmidt

Here's A Couple INSANE Face-Planting Knockouts To Get You In The UFC Mood

Honestly they both may be KO of the year contenders. He had that poor sucker face-down/ass-up. Oh, and to make that Tate KO even better? WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BRO OF A DOG!!! Bummer for Weidman, but at least it wasn’t the main/co-main. see to it to get in on our USA parlay on the DraftKings Sportsbook now…. #DKPartner

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 58 words · David Winters

HUGE: Inside The NBA Is Reportedly Not Dead And Instead Is Being Licensed To ESPN/ABC Next Season

That was kinda sweet though. Anyway, huge news here for NBA lovers. Inject that into my veins. I keep rereading the tweets to double-check it’s not some NBA Centel parody. Then we’ll truly have a healed world. This is what we almost lost:

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 43 words · Sara Smith

Inevitability: On The Brink Of Finally Beating The Packers, The Bears Get Their Game-Winning Field Goal Blocked And Have Now Lost 11 Straight Games To Green Bay

The Bears really are something else man. They absolutely deserved to win this game no doubt about it. They ran the football effectively all game to the tune of 5.3 a carry. Caleb Williams' big issue with holding onto the ball for too long? They schemed to have him get it out lightning quick and found a lot of success that way. Awesome throws all over the place. It was set up for them to finally win....

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 182 words · Suzanne Hall

Jameson Williams Hitting Marshawn Lynch's 'Hold My Dick' Touchdown Celebration Should Be The Final Dagger To Doug Pederson's Career

So Rap dropped this last night, Doug Pederson basically waiting to be fired. The Jags fucking stink. Doug Pederson is telling the media they are too dumb to explain plays. Everyone is sick and tired of Doug Pederson in Jacksonville. But you never know. I mean do they actually fire a guy and keep recycling the same old thing there? You gotta get fired. Hell, he should have been fired at halftime....

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 150 words · Kenneth Frederick

Jayson Tatum Buried His First Game Winner Of The Year And TOTALLY Redeemed Himself

On paper, that’s a game you pencil in the starters not having to play the fourth quarter. What transpired, was horrific I mean, Tatum was not even remotely close on that midrange. This is why I never understand why people cry about Tatum’s 3PA and say he needs more midrange. No, he does not. He’s never shot over 40% on midranges in his entire career. He’s not Kevin Durant. What did he go with this time?...

November 17, 2024 · 1 min · 129 words · Samantha Williams