There are countless records that Gretzky holds which most fans thought would never be broken. The goals record is one of them. It’s November 18th. 39-year-old Alexander Ovechkin is currently in a tie leading the NHL in goals with 13. Sam Reinhart, Leon Draisaitl, Alex Ovechkin. We’re deep enough into the season now where there are no more “hot starts”. He’s on pace now for a 63-goal season. And that was just for a franchise and American League single season record....

The Diddy case really seemed to fall off the map the minute the Presidential election came around. At least it did on my algorithm. For a while there it felt like we were getting a new Diddy update every single day. But I guess that’s just how the news cycle goes. Freaky underage celebrity rape parties with thousands of bottles of lube are only interesting for so long. But I think that pretty much sums it up....

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WOOOP WOOOP THATS THA SOUND OF THA POLICEEEEEE!!! This is something fun that Sabrina does every show, normally highlighting a celebrity in the audience. Also, he’s constantly cute and charismatic.

There have been some great games today thankfully. It only took 10 weeks. The Bears Packers game was exciting, and that Buffalo Kansas City game was awesome. Now we have Sunday Night Football. It’s been a long day. Take a 5-minute break with Sophie Mudd here.

Just when you think Matt Eberflus hits rock bottom, he brings in the excavator. You could easily blame their lacking offensive linemen. Or Santos for kicking it too low. From 3rd and 19 on their own 21. This is why a lot of defensive coordinators are awful coaches. Many of them are truly gutless cowards. But Matt Eberflus puts them all to shame in end game decision making. I ran some code to see where he stands with active head coaches in one-score game win percentage....

Sydney Thomas, who had a whopping 10k followers at that point. I’m pretty sure Meek Phil has like 5 times the amount of followers than that. But that’s besides the point. The Internet just needed their next star and they found her. Good luck out there Sydney.

Just like that, the Daniel Jones Era is officially over with the New York Football Giants.

What are we doing here? I will die on the hill that I don’t want to fire Brian Daboll. I want to see him with a quarterback who he actually wants and isn’t forced to deal with. I want to see him with a fresh slate because you’re not out here dealing with Daniel Jones. You’re not convincing Ben Johnson to take the Giants job. You’re going to be a middle of the pack job opening, at best, right now....

You’ve all watched so I don’t need to go into great detail but lets break it down. The Chargers DOMINATED the first half of this game. Burrow could not move the ball at all and Justin Herbert? Man, he had an MVP performance. Nothing but laser after laser after laser into the tightest windows for his dogwater receiving core. Then, the second half came and everything switched. It was like Jacksonville all over again....

The poor fucking Bears man. This win could have breathed life into what has amounted to a completely lost season. This also could have beenjustthe confidence booster their young quarterback needs so badly right now. Caleb was surgical on that last drive. Completing aperfectthrow on 4th and 3 to keep the drive, and game, alive. It also could have justified keeping Eberflus around a bit longer. The Bears decided to forego picking up another 5 or 10 yards....

The fans in Toronto have been through so many ups and downs, twists and turns. Years of sky high hopes crashing down at warp speed into gut wrenching heartbreak. They’ve waited years for this moment. 2 years, to be exact, considering the Argonauts won the Grey Cup in 2022. This is what the fine folks of Toronto deserve. A championship caliber team that actually shows up on the big stage....

The Tottenham Hotshambles have outdone themselves once again! Classic Spursy strikes again! These guys went from trophy-less to nameless with one swipe of the Canva magic eraser. Sack them and hire me! It literally took me less than 30 seconds to recreate Tottenhams redesign. This is worse than when Japan “redesigned” their flag by making the red dot… slightly redder. Or, I dont know, maybe try a soccer ball?!? This sorry club keeps writing its own jokes, and Ill be here to laugh every single time....