That seems like the only option if you get this bill at the end of a game, though. First of all, this was at a UNLV game, not even a Raiders game. Allegiant Stadium should be thankful anyone is even buying suites for UNLV-San Diego State. A nice little, “Go fuck yourself,” on the way out the door. And this is how they’re treating people who bought a suite, not even the commoners!...

The Dolphins are officially back. Watching the Dolphins crush the Raiders was glorious. In fact, Ill take it a step furtherTua might be the most valuable player in the NFL. Im not calling him the MVP, and Im not saying hes the league’s best player. The Dolphins without Tua look like the Chicago office playing basketball on Fridayslets call it slow. They look like legitimate contenders in the AFC. Just listen to the players....

I dunno about anyone else, but I love a good old fashioned NBA “What If” story. And they had designs on pairing Nikola Jokic with Luka Doncic. On draft night in 2018, they tried. There was a call placed. There was a proposal and the Nuggets attempted to get the No. 2 pick for Gary Harris and two first round picks was what I was told. So the idea that he wasn’t in love with Luka at the Draft makes sense....

Joel Embiid has heroically played 59 minutes of basketball so far this season. Get ready for that number to be 11! The Sixers still have 13 more back-to-backs on the schedule so there’s another 13 games. I’m sure he’ll get another case of the sniffles once we get into flu season. There’s just no way this guy doesn’t end up playing in 40 games maximum this season. And even when he does play, here’s what you’re getting out of him....

But after just one day, I can already tell he’s a must follow on all social platforms. He got after it early going after Dave for a tuck rule that no longer exists. It must be great for him knowing that rule no longer exists. And his quote about the Broncos defense was absolutely perfect. It’s like I’m reading it in Chucky’s voice! The “Anonymous Crush” is hilarious. The man is an innovator....

I guess he just really didn’t want to give Aspinall his moment? Even if that were the case, though, he robbed the fans of that which was kinda lame. It’s an extremely favorable matchup for Jon at heavyweight. He also mentioned Jamahal Hill as a potential opponent, another 205er coming off a KO loss to Pereira. Imagine the GOAT of any other sport talking like this? Michael Jordan turning down another ring for a game against the Knicks?...

If not, it’s by far the worst example. Where do we even begin to organize our thoughts on this? Just one horrific decision after another. –Let’s go with the most egregious call of them all. One they’d game-planned all week. And that was to misuse Christian Gonzalez by not putting him on Puka NacuaorCooper Kupp. To make him a non-factor by assigning him to the boundary-X, Demarcus Robinson. Stephon Gilmore would follow their WR1 all across the formation on his way to a DPOTY....

For those wondering “Who the fuck is Whoo Kid?” He was 50 Cent’s DJ. Now he’s Waka Flocka’s DJ. He has a show on Eminem’s Sirius Channel where he interviews the biggest athletes and rappers. And he partied on the Gronk Cruise with us. He’s the fucking man. So this isn’t some random guy offering his opinion as fact on this. So this is straight out of Jake Paul’s mouth....

Welcome to the show kiddo. 2- tell Abu Dabai to go fuck themselves and rip out every single parking meter in the city. 4- Charge parents that raise their children as Bears fans with child abuse. Seriously, Packers fans will laugh at this because they’re assholes. It felt like I was in the South. Everybody was so polite and friendly. Welcoming us to Green Bay. They told me they’re only mean and nasty to Bears fans and that they love everybody else....

As he tells this office five thousand times a day, When youre hot, youre hot. And right now, theres no one hotter than Mintzy. But this isnt a jealous rant; Im genuinely happy for Mintzy and this legendary streak hes on. From one gambler to another, youve got to respect the clinic hes putting on. He even told me he got three people to sign up at a wedding. So while his unlimited boost strategy might irritate some people, I, for one, respect it....

NFL Week 11 and we start with Fastest 2 minutes.

That’s a damn nice $850 million stadium, Northwestern. Reimagining the college football experience. Premium viewing for all fans. Not a bad seat in the house. Special sound amplifying roofs that might actually make Northwestern’s student section audible. Everything the college football stadium of the future could and should be. It’s all happening at little ol' Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois. I was thinking about this the other day. I’m admittedly not even sure how true it is....

Frankly, I don’t see how he couldn’t. Not just as a scorer, but as a passer as well. He’s a first-ballot HOFer and one of the best to ever do it from a talent perspective. After that is LeBron at 2,441, but he has around 2 seasons left. It certainly could have been worse.