Fuck the election, fuck football, fuck everything else that people are paying attention to. Ovi chasing down Gretzky right now should be front page news from sea to shining sea. He’s not puttering to the finish line, he’s Usain Bolt. This is Tom Brady on the Bucs level of ridiculousness. And this isn’t just a flash-in-the-pan hot start. Meanwhile Logan Thompson is 8-0-1. And only 3 of the 13 are on the PP....
I felt like the 4th wall of the Matrix had just melted. I could not believe someone Tweeted a recurring dream…or nightmare that I have all the time. But what’s wild is I never thought twice about it. Just thought it was a random dream-thing we as humans do. Vivid memories of that dream came flooding back to me. And I got so many replies saying they in fact have this dream too....
Every year since 2016, Army and navy release a special alternate uniform for the Army/navy game. I am not sure how you watch that video and don’t get chills. McAuliffes reply was one word: Nuts! When the Nazi commander demanded surrender, McAuliffe replied only with the word “Nuts!” Go check out the full website if you’re interested in more details and history.
Moose had agreed to let me crash on their couch. Threatening to kill him the last time we spoke had done nothing to ruin our friendship. He gulped,How much money? We were in our 20s and didn’t hold any grudges yet. Bambi and I graduated high school in ‘74. Moose was four years older than us and graduated high school with my sister. They were good friends. I had done some pretty outrageous shit with Bambi....
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Whenever the UFC is in town, the city feels different: combative, testy, fucking jacked up. I think they know somehow that tonight ain’t it, pal. Because every 25-year-old guy somehow thinks he knows enough BJJ to be the hero Gotham needs. For one night at least. Drunk and hungry, I walked through the village looking for the highest-rated Dave Portnoy pizza I could find. Dave changes the score from 9.2 to 9....
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Now that’s what I call a foot fault. That’s as pure of a connection as you’re going to get. Not saying you shouldn’t be allowed to be excited or anything. Lose-lose scenario if you ask me. I love the shit out of pickleball. It consumes much of my life. Not even a single punch or anything. Hell, he even walked away and would have let the dude leave the court....
Dante blogged about this a couple weeks ago. We’re at the stage now where we get all these alt-casts and different things attached to NFL games. Well, now it’s costing us. This game should only be a Simpsons alt-cast. There shouldn’t be any normal broadcast for a shit game. Make it as weird as possible, even though our brains are owned by the NFL. There’s a reason we’ve watched Pats/Jags, Panthers/Giants and will watch Cooper Rush/Tommy DeVito in standalone games....
NFL Week 11 and we start with Fastest 2 minutes.
But there’s one thing I promise you. Get the club, pick your spot and hit it. No waggles, no overthinking, minimal practice swings, they don’t mean anything for an amateur golfer. We all know what’s going to happen. Overswing, top it or a direct hook into the shit on the right about 195 out. Just hit the ball and move along. Obviously we’re talking big time money here vs what me and you are used to....
Happy victory Monday to all of Week 11’s winners! Thursday, the Philadelphia Eagles knocked off Washington 26-18. They are now 8-2. The Green Bay Packers defeated the Bears 20-19 to improve to 7-3. The Miami Dolphins beat the Raiders 34-19 to improve to 4-6. The LA Rams defeated the Patriots 28-22 and are now 5-5. The New Orleans Saints beat up on the Browns 35-14 to get to 4-7. The Steelers won another ugly won over Baltimore 18-16 and are now 8-2....
The Curtain of Distraction at Arizona State has nothing on the young fella. I mean, look at the score in the game above. The social media world can’t get enough of The Rizzler. In fact, the ESPN main Instagram and TikTok page even picked up this clip. You know him as The Rizzler, the Jumbotron distraction in the back…
