The Jaguars are a walking sad stat. We in Chicago can relate, Jags fans. 645 yards for the Lions vs 170 for the Jaguars. But to be honest, this is the best team in the NFL going against the arguable worst. What if the Bears and Jaguars just traded coaches? Like some sick Catholic Church transaction. My vote is Eberflus. Pederson at least has precedence of success. And as bad as a 475 yard difference is - it’s just sixth worst ever....

The Bruins disastrous start of the year gave ownership/management no other choice. The failings don’t necessary fall completely under Montgomery but he unfortunately has to be the scapegoat here. Just like Bruce Cassidy who found success elsewhere, I imagine it’ll be the same for Monty. Great coach but just felt like he ultimately lost the room. If Neely and Sweeney aren’t the next to be fired, I hate this move....

HERE COMES DADDY!! Hahaha, a tale as old as time. They chose Tobias Harris over Jimmy Butler! Of course, hes taking that personally. Last night was a masterpiece. Thats about as close to Playoff Jimmy as were getting until the postseasonor until our next game against Philly. Not only did we embarrass those crumbs, but something magical happened last night. I think the Miami Heat finally got their swagger back....

Touching moment between former Hollywood roommates. John Stamos is a man of hair. Dave Coulier is a man of stage 3 Hodgkins Lymphoma. In a beautiful act of solidarity, to show his good friend Dave that he’s got his back. Despite John Stamos' entire life being built on the back of his great hair. Despite his thick luscious locks being the most important thing in the world to him. Something he’s used to seeing in the mirror every day....

We had a good 1.5 year run of Biff Poggi content. He’s the most interesting man in the sport and it’s not even close. The dude is worth millions after being a hedge fund manager. Then spent time on Harbaugh’s staff at Michigan before getting the Charlotte job. Dude has been everywhere and somehow is most known for this look He hates sleeves. But he’s struggled at Charlotte. Not the easiest place to win and the AAC is on a rampage of firing coaches lately....

To injure Ovi while he was on one of the hottest streaks of his career is unforgivable. I guess “week to week” isn’t the end of the world…I guess? I don’t know. He’s 39 years old. I just panic because of his age, it’s a lot harder to recover when you’re 39. The good news is obviously he’s a fucking tank, but man, this sucks. Obviously the NHL now needs to pause the season until Ovi is fully healthy....

We are witnessing the most insane run to a record maybe ever. I’m just in awe of all of this.

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Listen, I know no one really gives a fuck about baseball at this time of year. The Dodgers are going to win every World Series for the next decade, and it’s football time. I get all of that. Move over, you the real MVP. We’ve got “this is cool” for the rest of time now. But nope, he kept it sweet and simple, as life should be.

I don’t know what to do right now. I can’t breathe. This is a nightmare. Do we still do Oppenheimer things? Because I have a new target. Hopefully he was just being a bit precautionary, I don’t know. If he is hurt I expect the NHL to pause the season until he is fully healthy.

There’s a lot of dumb things in college basketball, one of the dumbest is this. Teams playing non-Division I teams. Hell, this wasn’t even a real school. Still absurd to see the score 119-19, it’s tough to only score 19 points. But what I love? You gotta play until the final whistle. You play for wins! He’s right there, but then again, maybe play a real team? At least play a school that has 1,000 kids....

Ruffles takes on Flamin' Hot and Cheetos takes on Buffalo flavor. Neither was anything to write home about. New reviews coming soon!

The whole point of going to the G-League is to develop! The entire idea seemed bizarre without knowing the exact details around the decision. Enter Shams, we gave us an inside look at perhaps why the Lakers have gone this route. It is very typical for a second-round pick to shuttle back and forth with the G League. Am I taking crazy pills or something? Shams is basically suggesting that Bronny is simply too famous/popular to play on the road?...