Ha, just kidding. Of course that didn’t happen. It’s so absurd I don’t even know how to make sense of it. you’ve got the option to’t help but laugh when you say that out loud. While funny, the part about Taylor Jenkins is my favorite. Taylor Jenkins sticking up for his player and calling out Draymond for his bullshit is #actuallybad? None of that logic makes any goddamn sense. Edey didn’t cry about it....

Talk about the pot calling the kettle fat, am I right? What the fuck is that? How / why would you get hired to talk Cleveland sports if you’re a Cubs and Bengals fan? Think if I just started blogging Philly sports because it was beneficial to talk about.

It’s a packed episode that you wont want to miss.

The Cowboys are dead and they need to stop being on primetime. Yeah Joe Burrow is having an insane statistical season (00:00:00-00:15:56). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Sixers in disarray and Jon Stamos is a weirdo (00:54:55-01:30:24). We finish with listener submitted pardon your takes (02:20:26-02:35:09).

Gary Bettman met with the media last night in Ottawa. Well apparently that’s what Gary was doing last night by meeting with the media. The Athletic–“I dont know where that came from, Bettman said. We havent had those discussions. So somebody, I think, floated something on a slow news day.” Could you imagine if the salary cap jumped $9 million for next season? That’s an entire 30-goal and 85-point scorer....

The Giants were the first team I ever loved. They were the team that both my parents, their entire families and everyone around me loved. There was no decision but to be a Giants fan. It was strictly the Giants. So I say all this out of love. Shut the fuck up. What are we doing here? I get that players will typically always defend one of their own. But, they realize this team sucks, right?...

Well that is just disgusting. I for one am OUTRAGED. Think about the kids! Think about the moms who bring their daughters to the concerts and have to see this absolute FILTH. And now they are being posted on the internet for EVERYONE to see? I’m shaking with anger. In fact, all the videos of her should be sent and then deleted. I won’t stand for this! And we all know this- no pop-stars before her did any of this jot down of thing on stage....

Listen, before you all jump down my throat, let me just say a couple things. And it’s not because of Big Ten Pride or anything. And it’s not because I want to see fresh faces in the playoff. So yeah, I want them all in. Because the fact of the matter is that this is actually a very intelligent idea. And honestly, I think they would jump in the rankings if they do… And now the committee is in a tough spot....

I want to apologize for feeling this way, but I simply can’t. We’ve waited 5 long years for this. We’ve waited 5 long years to see an offense run this way. We’ve waited 5 long years to feel like we’re playing basketball in modern times. So you know what? Yeah, I’m fucking excited. This is what Kentucky fans needed to hear. Everyone was skeptical to a degree when Pope first got hired....

Not that it was doing much to make him look any less hilarious in the first place. Not funny at all. Jay Leno is in dire straits. We need eyes on this man at all times. We simply cannot allow him to continue wandering the streets of America like Wile E. Coyote. Reality is not the cartoon that Jay Leno seems to be living in. There are no seatbelts or air bags in the types of cars Jay Leno drives....

On today’s Pardon My Take… PATRICK BEVERLEY! During Pat Bev’s run in the NBA, he made stops with seven (7) teams. One of them was the Philadelphia 76ers, which took place from 2023 until early 2024. Can off-the-court issues be a reason that a team is struggling? The remarkable part about this? He managed to still score 50 points that night. Take a look at this clip… Winning solves everything....

This is just so insane for so many reasons. But even putting that aside, what the fuck is Galloway talking about? Indiana has not played a team with a pulse this entire season. What an all-time take from Joey.

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