Hot Take: The Winter in Chicago Sucks Less Than The Summers in Florida.

However, as it turns out, it wasnt as bad as I had feared. Dont get me wrongChicago winters suck ass. Theyre harsh, cold, and relentless, and they certainly deserve their reputation. But, in my opinion, theyre not nearly as unbearable as the summers in South Florida. Thats just a regular summer day in South Florida. Trying to do anything outside during the summer in South Florida is a recipe for heat stroke....

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 174 words · William Mcdonald

How Does It Feel to Be Without a Home, Like a Complete Unknown, Like a Rolling Stone...

Previously, Part 5: At Least With Moose and Bambi There Was Still Honor Among Thieves… I wasn’t overly excited about sleeping on a used bed. I cleared the backseat of the GOAT and left Moose and Bambi’s apartment in Foxboro in a hurry. When I pulled up, the garbage truck was just two houses away. It was the first time I saw the house. He reminded me of a young Jack Nicholson....

November 21, 2024 · 2 min · 250 words · Courtney Haney

If You Were Wondering Where Jonathan Toews Has Been...The Answer Is India For The Last 5 Weeks

This is one of those…“don’t knock it ‘til you try it"situations for me. I did not expect to wake up this morning to Jonathan Toews going all Eat Pray Love in retirement. I had heard whispers over the summer that he was hoping to have a comeback somewhere. That seems far away if not impossible at this moment. I can’t imagine being unhealthy and in pain for that long. I did see my mom deal with it over a decade ago....

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 139 words · Aaron Gilbert

It's Officially Time For The Pacers To Bench Tyrese Haliburton

Haliburton 24PTS 4 PTS 3 AST 8 AST 2 REB. Jackson did what he did purely through effort. So what the fuck is going on? It has to be a mental thing? His decision making has been terrible. It took Brunson till he was 27 before he started to look like the stud that he is. Something needs to change.

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 60 words · Paul Walker

Jack Mac's Investigative Journalism Covering The Zach Bryan Sneak Attack Of Bri At UFC 309 Deserves A Pulitzer

That is some A+++++ investigative journalism and I’m not joking or exaggerating even a tiny bit. If you haven’t watched it, stop reading and watch it now. We all knew something fishy was going on with 2 fighters walking about to Zach Bryan. Just another notch in the “Zach Bryan is pathetic” belt. Kudos to Jack for this excellent piece of journalism. Business Insider could never. PS: Can’t believe a chick stood up a catch like Jack....

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 77 words · Brandon Thomas

Jersey Jerry, White Sox Dave, and Mintzy Put On (The Exact Opposite Of) A Jeopardy Clinic Today

And uhh, it didn’t get much easier for one of them. Man, I wish we were playing with real money and this would’ve been even more interesting.

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 27 words · Wesley Smith

John Tortorella Talking About What It's Like Coaching Matvei Michkov Is Proof That People Can Change

To be fair, John Tortorella’s edges have been softening up a little bit over the years. Listening to Torts talk about coaching Michkov is almost like he just became a new father. He has this little human who he loves tremendously and fills him up with so much joy. But the only issue is that he can’t really communicate with him properly. It’s the same exact thing with John Tortorella and Matvei Michkov....

November 21, 2024 · 2 min · 233 words · Shawn Campbell

Kai Cenat Found A Twitch Streamer Who Has Been Live 24 Hours A Day For The Last THREE YEARS

Different eras of famous people, indeed. I have SO MANY questions. To go 3 straight years online, turning yourself into the Truman Show, is legitimately insane behavior. Like make real life relationships! See a sun rise! Volunteer at the old folks home! Sitting at home playing Minecraft for 3 straight years ain’t no way to live on this marble. The funniest part to me though? You guys get what I’m saying now?...

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 124 words · Alex Velasquez

Kim Kardashian Is Now Trying To Send Subliminal Messages About Having Sex With Robots

What the fuck are we doing here? Holding its hand?? Sitting on its lap in the garbage Cyber Truck? Just how deep in Elon’s pocket is Kim? Truly, what is she trying to advertise here? A life integrated with robots and computers like its not big deal? Even more insane - are we actually promoting the idea of sex with robots? Why is this bag of bolts playing grab ass with Kim?...

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 128 words · Patrick Howard

NASA Is Close To Capturing A Platinum and Plutonium Astroid Worth 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Dollars

An asteroid worth$10,000,000,000,000,000,000 could turn every single one of us into billionaires. Most asteroids we know of are made up of rock and ice - but this one is pretty special. 16 Psyche is composed of metals which could greatly benefit our economy - hence its huge monetary value. That number is impossible to wrap our little pea brains around. give a shot to imagine that. Spoiler alert you’re able to’t....

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 135 words · Jonathan Howard

New York's Most Popular Bagel Shop Is Getting Threatened With Eviction For Having Too Many People Waiting In Line To Try Their Smoked Salmon Bagel

Success seems to comes at a cost because their landlord isn’t having anymore of this deliciousness. I’m no lawyer either, but can a landlord really evict you for being -too- successful?

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 31 words · Eric Sloan

Obviously Everything Is Leading Up To A Jake Paul vs Logan Paul Brother vs Brother Match...But It Should Be In WWE, Not A Boxing Ring

We all know this is what it’s all been building towards. We’ve seen it before- Matt vs Jeff Hardy. I think we all know Jake Paul is currently the better boxer. And those roles make perfect sense. Jake is the bigger, more intimidating looking brother, meanwhile Logan has more WWE-style athleticism and personality. You know what sort of match I could see them having? Something reminiscent of the Kurt Angle vs Shane McMahon street fight at King of the Ring 2001....

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 102 words · Sarah Robinson

Power Ranking The Greatest Racks Of The 1990's

I saw some stuff the other day about remembering the 1990s and my mind immediately went to tits. It was a great decade for big racks largely due to Playboy’s influence. In that spirit, I thought it would be appropriate to publish my top 10 from the era. Plain old fashionedTitsdoes just fine by me. With that, here’s my personal best from the 1990’s. Carmen Electra Bolted on for durability, Carmen Electra is a consensus top-10 for the decade....

November 21, 2024 · 2 min · 283 words · Haley Cook