We had a good run of Will Levis making hilarious decisions and outcomes to start the season. Reminder: Just a generational run of making us all laugh for an unbelievable decision. But Levis is my guy. But the man is aware. He knows he was a weekly meme. Everyone knows a bounce pass is the superior pass anyways. Now we have a self-aware Will Levis. One who threw a 98-yard touchdown pass a week ago....

Baker Mayfield (pictured above with a fan) has done pretty well for himself in his career. He was the #1 overall pick in the 2018 NFL Draft. His career earnings so far are over $85 million dollars. He signed a 3-year deal worth up to $115 million this past off-season. The guy loves Tampa. He gives back to the community. They were 1-8 last year and funds were tight. Their season was in jeopardy....

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Who the best, and brightest, sports trivia mind in the world? Well, we are determined to find out. Can you complete this NBA grid we used on the show? HOW DOES IT WORK? If you missed any… …and here’s the schedule!

Heres my issue with Mike McDaniel. When the Dolphins are winning, hes my favorite person in the world. How can you not love this guy when your team is on top? Hearing him troll Maxx Crosby mid-game and hitting him with a real-life “LOL” was an all-time moment. Hes the best… when were winning. However, when this team loses, hes the worst. The things we love about him when were on a roll quickly become things we cant stand....

There’s a lot of fake news circulating the internet these days. It can be very upsetting. Usually when you see people get upset about fake news, the news has some sort of political angle. However, I prefer getting upset about news that’s far less consequential. News that much, much less people care about. But it’s the principle of the matter. I’m a Lil' Baby fan myself. So I don’t mean to belittle his accomplishment....

Tart, tangy, and titillating, this Kiki Kranberry Sauce Margarita has it all. With just a few ingredients, you are able to shake up this festive fall aperitif!

Good morning to all of my friends below the Mason-Dixon Line, specifically the good people of the SEC! See you guys soon!

Last night did not go well for Mark Sears. He shot 0-5 from the field and only played 21 minutes scoring 0 points. Alabama would still go on to win 100-87 despite 0 from Sears. Anyone with a brain sees how deep this team is. But the point of this blog is not to slurp Bama for being so deep and so loaded. It’s to commend Sears on being such a role model....

If you just treat Joel Embiid playing basketball as if he’s doing one long bit. It makes watching him play very enjoyable. It’s like watching a wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tubeman play basketball. Truly one of a kind. It’s special to see. I’m not exactly sure what I’m seeing Embiid do here at the free throw line. It’s muscle memory at this point. Embiid is more flop than man. Shot looks off = pretend you’re being assaulted by a ghost....

I had another strong week, posting a record of 10-4. My overall record is 97-65-3. Thursday Night The Steelers just win games. It’s not always pretty, but they win. Their defense is strong, and Russell Wilson has been solid since taking over as the starter. The Browns just lose games. It’s usually ugly, and Jameis Winston’s last chance is quickly drying up. Sunday at 1 The Chiefs suffered their first loss of the season last week....

This week, I learned that buying a house is even more expensive than I already thought. I came out of this conversation even more scared after what Francis taught me. But I guess I’m more prepared for what’s to come. This is now 28 episodes of lessons between myself and Frannie, and there’s no end in sight.

We live in a year where Rutgers has 2 of the most exciting players in college basketball. One of those players is Ace Bailey. Ace Bailey is fucking good. I don’t know how else to describe it. Here are some highlights to prove my point: You get the point. But now he’s playing the world’s most dangerous game. Begging for a Waffle House … in New Jersey. My man, just go to a diner....