Top 100 Movies Of The 1990's: #6 Groundhog Day

It’s also on AMC at 12:30 AM on Sunday. Groundhog Day is so much more than a comedy. Having Bill Murray play Phil was the perfect choice. The role was originally offered to Tom Hanks who wisely declined to make A League Of Their Own. It’s not that Hanks would have been bad at all. Most importantly, you believe it. Plus, Hanks ended up doing just fine. Bill Murray is the best comedic actor of my life....

November 22, 2024 · 3 min · 522 words · Edward Nichols

Top Three People I Should Be Mad At For Leaving My Apartment A Mess After Filming An Episode Of "Tank Cooks"

As some of you may know, Frank cooked at my apartment the other day. I was asked if they could use my apartment, I said yes. Perfectly executed plan by me. Then I got home that night. What I walked into was frankly shocking. It was as if theyd made it messier than necessary as a joke? The only thing missing was food smeared on the walls, which I suppose they didnt get around to....

November 22, 2024 · 2 min · 402 words · Sarah Lewis

Vigilante Replaces Traffic Signs And People Are Freaking Out Because The Signs Include Some Wildly Violent Phrases

But on Al Gore’s internet, there are rules that even bloggers have to abide by. “Slow Children at Play.” “Slow Down and Let Them Live.” Look at the sign above and imagine the following words on those shits. “Slow the Fuck Down.” “Don’t Kill Any Kids Today.” “Get Off Your Damn Phone.” Now, the authorities don’t have any idea who is doing this. I’d imagine it’s some dad whose kid was impacted....

November 22, 2024 · 1 min · 135 words · Samuel Davis

Western Conference Executives Apparently Wanting To Eliminate Conferences Because It's Too Hard To Compete Is Some All Time Loser Shit

The concept has been raised before. But expansion, the thinking goes, would create a reason to take a fresh look. I am begging the NBA to stop embarrassing themselves. Sorry, this is some of the biggest loser shit I’ve ever heard. Stop looking for handouts. Now, this isn’t to say there isn’t currently an imbalance between the two conferences. At the same time, nobody expected the Bucks, Pacers, and Sixers to be mostly dogshit....

November 22, 2024 · 1 min · 203 words · Tyler Ellis

Where Does The Penguin's Oz Cobb Rank Amongst The Great Antiheroes?

What term I dont think a lot of us learned, is “villain protagonist.” Which is probably a better way to characterize some of these guys. The best characters are where you dont know which one it is. Thanos is a good example. Matter of fact, the ultimate villain. I feel you, Thanos. Im right in the middle, perfectly balanced as all things should be. Walter White is another all time great because you watch him devolve from one to the other....

November 22, 2024 · 4 min · 787 words · Jonathan Bryant Jr.

"Whoever Leaked That Is A Real Piece Of Shit"

Joel Embiid courageously played in his 4th game of the season last night. They ended up playing 5 minutes together last night before Paul George left the game with another knee injury. Can you name all the teams in the NBA right now that are 10 games under .500? It’s the Sixers. The meeting where Tyrese Maxey had to check Joel Embiid on being “late for everything”. Clearly the meeting sparked a little fire under Embiid’s ass with his performance on the floor last night....

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 142 words · Katie Rasmussen

'Honestly, It's The Coach'

I’ve never seen US soccer fans this united. Well, except in July, when we all were praising the firing of Gregg Berhalter. Now things are better, things are different. Don’t make any mistake, Mauricio Pochettino is doing what we have been begging for. He’s playing a style that actually produces goals and gets our best players into space. Pochettino has Antonee Robinson all over the field. He has him pushing up and playing more in the center and letting him create....

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 183 words · Joshua Rivera

'Kick Them In The Shins. They're Trying To Make You Soft'

But he still says it. But, no, he won’t listen to anyone who compliments them. He will strictly kick them in the shins. Honestly a hilarious threat and one he learned from Bo Schembechler. It’s cartoonish to get kicked in the shins. I do think there’s something soft about fishing for compliments. You do that to Harbaugh and he’ll bring up the 3 losses. No doubt in my mind that’s the first thing he says after kicking you in the shins....

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 111 words · Christopher Matthews

4-Star QB Julian Lewis Commits to Colorado To Be the Guy Following Shedeur Sanders

Four-star quarterback Julian Lewis committed to Colorado on Thursday, just a few days after de-committing from USC. Lewis visited Colorado two weeks ago before visiting Georgia for the Bulldogs' game against Tennessee last Saturday. What a turnaround it’s been for the Buffs this season.

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 44 words · Daniel Waller

Aaron Judge Unanimously Wins His Second AL MVP

Congrats to Aaron Judge. It may very well be the greatest in history. He is a complete hitter in every way and it’s a privilege to watch him play baseball. It was flat out depressing to watch this guy fail time and time again. Once the calendar flipped to May he took off and never looked back. You either walked him or he beat you. In October teams were waiting to get him up at the plate....

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 166 words · Mario Solis

After Being Demoted To The Giants' QB4, Daniel Jones Has The Life Right Now

Jimbo Fisher is the actual king of the this. Still makes for a great gig. Kliff Kingsbury signed a six year extension with the Arizona Cardinals before getting fired in the same year. It’s a life hack to be a sought after coach and just tank right away. Well, Daniel Jones has found himself in this scenario. The Giants QB was officially benched this week and demoted to QB4. Hand up, I didn’t know QB4 existed on a depth chart....

November 21, 2024 · 2 min · 349 words · Olivia Marsh

Another Open Letter To Steven A. Cohen

A men by the name of Juan Jose Soto Pacheco. I assume it will because according to my latest Google search, you’re worth almost 14 billion dollars. I trust that a man of your means and success has almost everything he has ever wanted. And yet, it appears theres at least one thing you still yearn for. Something that still lights your fire. Which is why I am begging…literally begging…you to double-check you win this bid....

November 21, 2024 · 5 min · 894 words · Michael Lopez

Assbag Coffee Company Charging $344 A Cup ... Bonus : Times I Would Pay $344 For A Drink

Absolutely insane move to be charging $344 for anything let alone a cup of coffee. Buy Stella Blue So confirm if you want coffee you buy it from Stella Blue. Bonus list … here are 3 times I would actually pay $344 for a drink. All you know is you DESPERATELY need a water or a sports drink to get into your system. If the day was that bad, and there was an empty fridge on a really hard day …...

November 21, 2024 · 1 min · 170 words · Austin Alexander