Once we caught a buzz, we’d tell some stories and some lies. He was a great storyteller, and we always had a lot of fun together. At one point, wed be traveling close to 120mph. The faster we went, the smoother the engine ran. But that never stopped me from saying,Is that all she got? He became distant and flippant. People he worked with said he started using cocaine. We rarely spoke after that....
Sometimes a topic of conversation comes up that doesn’t even warrant a discussion. It’s a non-starter. Steven Spielberg has made a lot of great movies. The Beatles were popular and influential. Tiger Woods was the best golfer of his generation.Breaking Badmade for some good television. Tom Brady is the best quarterback ever.Elizabeth Hurley has held up well. His qualifications are such that they don’t even need to be spelled out....
You might end up getting a “flag”. But what does a silly little yellow flag mean as opposed to getting charged with literal assault? George Pickens probably learned from a young age that he loves to fight people. Chances are he got into a bit of trouble growing up for how much he loved to fight. But once he realized he didn’t get in as much trouble for fighting on the football field?...
Jameis Winston somehow just fired me up with the best Worst Pregame Speech of all time. Am I hearing this correctly? It’s not about the lights. It’s not about the cameras. It’s not about the action. IT’S ABOUT THE ACTION!!! He can make ordering a sandwich sound like the most important thing in the world. The whole nation would come together. Alright, Go Browns. Jameis pregame speech just completely negated by Tomlin hat tipping the Cleveland crowd after being showered with boos....
However, it came out that Kate was apologizing to Mintzy this morning! So the natural thing to do was make Kate take spy cam and go rescind her apology to Mintzy. What happened next was pure chaos. Check out the full Yak here:
Who saw that one coming????? 8-2 Pittsburgh coming into 2-8 Cleveland. I got lots of shoutouts to give out, but the very first one goes to that fucking crowd. The best fans in sports, hands down. For a 2-8 team? Speaking of snow….how are they going to take this away from us? THIS IS CLEVELAND: Man, what a beautiful sight. If I were to power rank my sights tonight I’d say (bottom to top):...
DISCLAIMER: Martin Scorcese once said about making films, “One for them, one for me”. This is a blog for me. And for Bowling Green. When you go to a school like Bowling Green, you don’t get many opportunities for relevancy. When you do find yourself with any glimpse of it, you have to fight for it. Or else you’ll get bullied out of what you deserve by a bigger, more powerful school....
Yesterday I finally published my top 10 best racks of the 1990’s. It was a difficult exercise but someone had to do it. Well today I received a passionate voicemail from a loyal reader about my decision to omit Kiana Tom. And quite frankly that’s a huge mistake on my part. Jackpot I’m not alone when I say Kiana Tom was my first Asian crush. Just the thought of catching a whiff of that bench was enough to get me through the day....
That’s the new meme. He’s a chill guy. The “creator” of the meme. The person who drew the picture. His name is Phillip Banks. Phillip had the entire internet using his art for jokes. Probably the most successful thing he’s done with his entire life. There’s a million different directions he could have taken that. That’s all people see. I can’t think of a worse way to ingratiate yourself to the good people of X....
Daniel Jones unlocking his injury guarantee by hitting someone at practice would’ve been peak Giants. I always like Daniel as a person, no matter how much his play could drive me nuts.
Joe Schoen chose to let Saquon Barkley walk and head down 95 to sign with the Philadelphia Eagles. These decisions were all made just a matter of months ago. Today, Saquon Barkley is one of the league’s leading rushers for the Eagles. Safe to say that there’s nobody in the world who is worse at their job than Joe Schoen. So where do the Giants go from here? He shouldn’t even be allowed to pick the paint color for the walls in the office....
I know there’s been a lot of Daniel Jones talk lately, welcome to the NFL. But I gotta say something as a Giants fan. What the fuck are we doing? I’ve seen plenty of it: I’m sorry, embarrassed him? It’s a goddamn business people. Did we all of a sudden forget that? Daniel Jones is an awful quarterback. He was rewarded for one okay season with millions and millions of dollars....
This lad Mazzy (sp?) Immediately every woman popped their balloon, and some of the reasons were much more direct than others. Besides, he has a whole house on his teeth. The full episode is 56 minutes of pure entertainment: P.S. Feed me an entire episode with weirdos like this and this show would be getting Rogan throw in money:
