These Wins Mean Nothing if the Dolphins Don’t Beat the Packers on Thanksgiving

Some things just never get old. Thats exactly how it feels watching the Dolphins play the Patriots. The Patriots are our little bitch, and theres nothing they can do about it. After the beatdown we handed them yesterday, Tua is now 7-0 against the New England Patriots. Whats the point of being a fan if youre going to stay miserable all the time? Do I think this season will still end in heartbreak?...

November 25, 2024 · 1 min · 205 words · Stephanie Proctor

This Superman Punch Belongs In The Hockey Hall of Fame

That was one of the most devastating punches recorded in human history. One punch, smell ya later, time to let the celly begin. And what a celly it was. There have been 108 Stanley Cups won throughout the history of the NHL. That means that at some point, 108 guys have scored a Stanley Cup winning goal in their career. For starters, shoutout to the guy controlling the goal horn....

November 25, 2024 · 1 min · 167 words · Jessica Barnett

UFC Newcomer Pulls Off The Upset Of The Year And Her Parents Have No Idea She's A Fighter

This past weekend, the UFC held an event in Macau, China that exceeded all expectations. Pretty ironic for a doctor to send someone to the hospital in such devastating fashion. Like, I assume after that knockout, her parentsHAVEto have found out, right?! Everyone has been reposting this highlight for days, and Ming’s story has already gone mega-viral. She just earned a UFC contract, so they gotta be proud of that, right?...

November 25, 2024 · 1 min · 82 words · Joanna Williams

Warrior: Mike Tirico Tore His Achilles Early In The Week, Still Showed Up In A Boot To Call Sunday Night Football

Now, we don’t know the whole story here. But nonetheless, a torn Achilles sucks. Living in a boot sucks. Yeah, he has the scooter but the scooter is arguably more annoying. My calf basically looks like a tire pump. This is a true pro’s pro. A man who won’t miss calling a game just because he popped an Achilles. Can’t believe he wasn’t on the injury report.

November 25, 2024 · 1 min · 67 words · Amber Simpson

Welcome To The Pleasant Surprises Of The First Month Of The NBA Season

All of a sudden we’re a month into the new NBA season. Time sure does fly when you’re having fun amirite?! Personally, I like to break the 82 game journey into quarters. The first quarter or so is about identifying certain trends. The next quarter of the season is about confirming those trends. At 12-6, they currently sit 3rd in the Western Conference. So how are they doing this? As of today, they own the #2 ranked defense in the league....

November 25, 2024 · 2 min · 325 words · Danny Booth

Whole Foods And The Legend Of Bagger Bitch

Trigger warning: I’ve written another blog about a personal experience. What follows here is nothing of the sort. It is an inconsequential moment from an unimpressive life. Get out while it’s possible for you to. Yesterday, this happened: I stopped at Whole Foods for my weekly grocery sourcing. Lately, in an effort to rebalance my life, I’ve been cooking far more of my meals. I find it therapeutic until the smoke alarm goes off from air-frying plain broccoli florets....

November 25, 2024 · 3 min · 522 words · Joseph Hernandez

Will Howard's Attitude Towards The Rivalry Game Is Exactly Why Ohio State Is Going To Kick The Shit Out Of Michigan

And I’d rather go 1-11 and beat Michigan than 11-1 and lose to them. You may disagree, but that’s because you’re not from Ohio. Now the only thing left to do is go out there and kick the absolute shit out of them. And I have full confidence that he will. This guy is 1 win away from being a Buckeye legend for life. A true embracing of the state and the university....

November 25, 2024 · 1 min · 116 words · Kelsey Reyes

'It Ain't The Quarterback. We Were Soft As Fuck', Basically Admitted The Team Quit

Finally someone is saying what’s going on. Yeah, Daniel Jones sucked. There’s no hope with these quarterbacks, but that’s not the entire reason this team is garbage. They are soft as fuck. They don’t have heart. They don’t have enough talent. They screwed up over and over again in building and figuring out what this team should be. You have a defense who gives up big play after big play....

November 24, 2024 · 1 min · 212 words · Melissa Macdonald

A New Enemy: Brad Underwood Isn't Going To Waste His Time With Ed Cooley, Knows Illinois Fans Are Taking Care Of The 'Bullshit School' Line For Him

Yesterday we saw the start of a rivalry. Not when you’re Ed Cooley and call Illinois a bullshit school. Again, this was a random shot over Jayden Epps starting his career there. you’re able to argue about if Illinois grabbed him late over Providence, whatever. Probably why he apologized on Twitter: That tweet is basically the SID/PR department thinking it will work. You just gave both fanbases a reason to pile on all year....

November 24, 2024 · 1 min · 162 words · William Johnson

A New Low: Baker Mayfield Hit MetLife Stadium With The Tommy DeVito Celebration During A 1st Half Ass Kicking (THE GIANTS TANK IS ON)

You think I’m going to be mad about this? I want to see this. I want to see my Giants get their ass kicked every single week the rest of the season. Give me the full tank. Give me the team laying down and dying instead of winning a game we have no business winning. 2-15 here we come! Gotta hand it to Baker though, hitting the DeVito celebration is hilarious....

November 24, 2024 · 1 min · 140 words · Valerie Lopez

Arizona State Stormed the Field With One Second Still on the Clock and BYU Had To Attempt a Hail Mary With Students Lining the Sideline

If you like the NFL more than this, you’re such an asshole. Look at this and tell me this isn’t the greatest sport in the world. This is why we do it. We were a couple yards away from one of the greatest plays in the history of sports. Alas, we came up just short. College football is so stupid and amazing.

November 24, 2024 · 1 min · 62 words · Sheila Fritz

Auburn Takes Down Texas A&M in a 4OT Thriller to Complete Chaos Saturday

Going on the road in the SEC, particularly at night, sucks. What a night in the Southeastern Conference. This sport is the best.

November 24, 2024 · 1 min · 23 words · Cynthia Ruiz

CHAOS SATURDAY: Alabama Gets Trounced by Oklahoma To Throw the CFP Into Pandemonium

It should have been much worse. Does a win over South Carolina do enough to bring Clemson back from the dead? Are Boise State and Tulane going to make it two Group of Five teams in the field? And assuming there’s only one spot available is if Indiana remains in the field. Never take one of these for granted.

November 24, 2024 · 1 min · 59 words · Patricia Wright