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Happy victory Monday to all of Week 12’s winners! On Thursday, the Cleveland Browns defeated the Steelers, 24-19.They are now 3-8. The Kansas City Chiefs squeaked a close one out against Carolina, 30-27 to get to 10-1. The Minnesota Vikings won a close one over the Bears, 30-27. They are now 9-2. The Tennessee Titans beat Houston 32-27 to improve to 3-8 on the season. The Detroit Lions beat up on Indianapolis 24-6 and are now 10-1....

Can we get a few minutes for the worlds tallest teenager? Tara the year is 2024. Women can not only work, they can work for as long as they want! But you threw in the towel for what? To spend time with your grandkids? Pretty cool, right? Keep the lawsuits that pay beer money to kids, not the ones that cut walk-ons. Folks, Baller TV is for youth sports and AAU tournaments....

Look I’m done with Indiana and probably will be for another 30 years. I’m on to bigger and more important things like beating Michigan and winning the National Championship. That’s how big boy football works. Find me one instance of Ohio State or Georgia or Alabama crying about a late touchdown.

Kate isnt just respected in this officeshes revered. So, when Mintzy pulled his usual self-centered antics, the office collectively lost it. Mind you, it was 45 degreesnot exactly the Arctic. His excuse enraged me and everyone else. It wasnt just about him quittingit was the audacity to leave Kate hanging when she was counting on him. I couldnt let it slide. I had to do something. But on Saturday morning, I woke up with a gut feeling....

Things to consider while realizing this game was the worst thing that’s happened all year. And two of my brothers just died. To pull a rug over the bloodstains on the floor and point to the good parts. But business hasn’t had a normal course around here in a long time. And apart from Drake Maye, what are the positives, exactly? I suppose I could go back, rewatch the game and take a stab at find some....

Ive always hated the word mansplaining… I find it a cop-out for the weak-minded who dont want to learn. And I am not trying to be sexist here. And Im not being hypocritical either. I get shit explained to me all the time. Sometimes they are subjects I need explanations for, and some are repetitive. Its not based on gender, or race, or age… Sometimes you simply know things and you want to share those things with people who may not know them....

Look at that mischievous little rascal. you’re free to’t even be mad. Then destroy the shit out of it to teach them a lesson. Maybe fist fight the dad in front of his children. But you might’t be mad at a Stitch. Imagine paling around town with Stitch as a sidekick. Think of all the wacky shenanigans you could get into. Why yes, sex sounds great." Seems a little lazy to me....

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Who the fuck was it? Ohio has the Death Penalty, right? Forget the Ohio State Police working on this case. I want this fixed IMMEDIATELY. Now, the question is this, who did it? But we fucked up, and now we need to figure out who got us. The only problem was that we were still Ohio State and they were still James Madison. And while it’s tough to beat a team 30 straight times, we found a way....

That was until this happened: Let’s go to another angle: This is why Maui always delivers. This is game 1 in what everyone thought UConn would roll. Instead they looked dead, until Memphis collapsed. It was the last 4 minutes, maybe even 3 minutes. UConn hits a couple threes, Memphis turned it over, missed a free throw and then that possession. It wasn’t even a good possession by UConn! They had 14 seconds and had Diarra driving inside the lane with 5 seconds to go....

More recently, the beatings down there have been pretty severe and very regular. Except for one thing. I’m in no mood to be smart. And it’s not overreacting when you’re reacting to the way Patriots players reacted. The Patriots 34-15 loss hit the rookie quarterback hard. It was a strange scene for a team that was embarrassed by the Miami Dolphins. The mood was in stark contrast to the Patriots quarterback....

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