Sorry, that’s the cynical way to look at it. Every time I see a potential accident happen, my mind immediately goes to the money. Isupposethe parents wereprobablythankful that Tershawn Wharton saved their small child from a potentially life-altering injury. They want their child to be physically capable of playing competitive football himself someday. Where he’ll be able to injure his brain the good old fashioned way. Via a series of hundreds of smaller, repetitive blows to his head....

You gotta extend Mike McCarthy, Jerry! He won a Super Bowl at one point in his career, no need to move on from that. You gotta keep the boys fired up and ensure they get this win. This is why we need Jerry Jones around forever. He’s too much of a content machine to just have the Cowboys be run by anyone else. Zig while everyone else zags. Why rebuild with a new coach when you know what you’re getting in Mike McCarthy?...

Those are Barkley’s numbers looking back two weeks in standard scoring. Many running backs hit the 40-mark. In fact, it happens at least once or twice a season. But what about a rolling-two game stretch? Which means, presumably, anyone. It’s Monday on Thanksgiving week. So what else are you going to do in the office? Let’s run through those other eight. And tack on two more receiving. It was something else....

I kinda wish American made the alarm even louder than it is though. Doesn’t matter, welcome to the alarm buddy. Make the punishment even greater though. Only then can we truly find peace in flying. Two rare good Pat takes here about air travel:

This guy is doling out bulletin board material to Alabama like it’s Halloween candy. Milroe trucking this kid en route to a touchdown run would be an all-time clip.

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I’m sorry….WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? I had to check this tweet 5 times to see to it I wasn’t getting trolled. But then my eyes kept reading and my brain started to interpret what was said and holy shit. He’s back???? Already????????? When you think he’s ready, wait even longer. The team is 14-3 without him, there’s no need to rush anything. So it’s possible for you to understand the shock that came with that Shams tweet....

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Brandon Graham is everything that you’d want your favorite football team to embody. He’s the perfect player to represent the heartbeat of a football team. 206 career games played. The longest tenured Eagle ever. Top 3 all-time in sacks by a Philadelphia Eagles. And will forever be remembered for the most important strip sack in Eagles history. He had the most important sack of his career 7 years ago. But even at 36-years-old, he was still managing to get to the quarterback last night in LA....

But he gave it his best shot. He had visions of a game worn Cal Golden Bears football helmet proudly displayed on his frat house mantel. Taking it down every now and then during a party to put on his head and funnel a beer. To do a line of cocaine off the top. To run an Oklahoma drill against the wall. The possibilities are endless. It would have been avery slightlyabove average story to tell every time somebody visited his disgusting home....

But I’m fairly calm and realistic about the entire thing. Yes, it was a gross, gross loss. The entire game was ugly and the Cowboys are dog shit terrible. But at the same time, this Commanders team, despite now losing 3 straight, is still 7-5. And that matters A LOT to me. Yeah, losing to the Cowboys at home yesterday was disgusting. But we HAVE to remember that this is literally year ONE of a rebuild....

You taking Indiana or Florida tomorrow on a neutral field? If you said the former, set up the game so I can make a crazy bet. Source: Ummm, I got some bad news for you, FQ Vols. So if you don’t get this tattoo, you will in fact jinx the Volunteers. As it stands now, Florida wins this game easily. Or worse….losing to Vandy and missing the playoff altogether.

Throughout an 82 game season you’re going to have a series of “measuring stick” games. One of those teams is the Wolves. To do that, you need length and size, two things that the Wolves do have. Then once you get into the paint, Rudy Gobert is there to deter anything at the rim. As you may have expected, the Celts passed with flying colors. They are just different. Can they be better?...