2- Is it possible to get too many “Urban Meyer sucks” stories? I don’t think it is. I get being bad with names. I am the absolute worst myself, But it’s totally different to be bad with faces too. On top of that, we’re talking about Mike fucking Vrabel here. Guy played 14 seasons in the NFL, and won three Super Bowls with the Pats. That was in 2011. might honestly take the cake in a long, long list of Urban Meyer gaffes....

Listen, it’s a slower day on the Internet. We hear a lot about AI taking over, everything from OnlyFans models to blog output on Barstool SPORTS. It looked like a god damn Pixar light!

Our friends at Pop-tart did it again. They made yet another famous dessert conveniently available for breakfast. However, it’s only around for the Holidays so check it out soon! For more Snack Boys content, check us out on all our socials.

Brandon Graham has given everything he has to the game of football for his entire life. He’s won a Super Bowl. He’s played the most career games as a Philadelphia Eagle in franchise history. Countless big moments including the most important strip sack in franchise history. He’s done all of these incredible things in the game of football in his 36 years of life. Obviously there’s no ruling out the possibility that this sick bastard comes back for year 16....

Here’s a piece of free advice for all you young, aspiring bloggers out there. And believe me, it’ll be worth every penny. That is why I didn’t post about Jabrill Peppers getting charged with domestic violence back in late September. We don’t know the first thing about what happens in famous people’s private lives. And to opine on it? That way lies madness. … [W]hy wouldnt the Patriots hold off until the legal process played out?...

I LOVE Roy Keane. If I had 11 Roy Keane’s I could conquer Rome. Just the biggest, most intense, prick there ever was. An Irishman with a bad temper and a long memory. No chance they met in the parking lot, unfortunately, otherwise we would’ve heard about it. There’s never been an athlete who is so scary and funny at the same time. Nobody better than Keane Keane is the goat

It’s perhaps the saddest thing to think about in the entire world. And next on the totem pole is losing to Michigan. And that’s not a joke. you might hear it in his voice. you might see it in his face. There’s people that want to beat their rival, sure. But then there’s people that grew up in Ohio that need to beat Michigan. Can’t function if you don’t, let alone keep food down or breathe properly....

You have the crazies like Francis, Jerry, Rico and Kirk. You have the dummies like Mintz and WSD. And then everyone in between like Will, Whitney, Robbie, Rone, etc. Yes, $250,000. The schedule is above, but in exactly 1 week at 8pm this kicks off. I think it’s pretty great that it’s 15 episodes because it means they didn’t cut corners. So buckle up backaroos, this is going to be great....

I wasn’t really sure how I wanted to write this blog. It’s exactly why it’s the single greatest event in the regular season of college basketball. Somehow this wasn’t even the best game of the day? Sure, Michigan State/Colorado was a blowout. Colorado is doing its job of being Chaminade without them in the Tournament. But it’s about the late night games. I’ll be honest, I don’t know how you kill this Auburn team....

This little trip down memory lane absolutely INFURIATED me. Time is flat circle. We’ve talked about all the mistakes made in coaching hiring. Trestman, Fox, Nagy, and now Eberflus. Just Mickey Mouse shit all along the way. In my head Lovie was the only time they got the coach right. That shouldn’t have been surprising, but it knocked me on my ass. The internet FREAKED out of that quote tweet I did above....

And there they are, the 6 dumbest people to ever live. Embarrassing to say the least. Not sure mornings could get much worse. Now I will say this- there are conflicting reports on who exactly was involved in this fight.

We head into Thanksgiving week with much to be thankful for. There will be a next year. Another chance for glory. Just look at the Lions and how far they’ve come. First back-to-back ten win season in their 95-year history. The epitome of a hapless franchise. And this absolute bottom-barrel team has monopolized Thanksgiving screen time every year for decades on decades. And finally, they are not only a somebody, but the favorite to win the Super Bowl....

Another day, another fight on the NYC subway. Or just hop the turnstile, as it seems half the passengers do. I must have gone about six months without riding the subway and it was pure joy. Rakatin apparently bumped knees with Barbee and then they were off. Clearly, just two people who have had enough of how things are devolving in this city of cities. Sometimes, you reach the point where you just have to go to jail....