Get Ready To Learn No Fly List Buddy: Wild Video Of A Passenger Losing His Shit On A Flight And Destroying His Airplane Seat To Bolivian

Wake up babe, new airplane crash out video just dropped! I live for this shit. Do I want to endure a true psycho like this on any flight I ever take? Maybe the person behind him was kicking his seat repeatedly and he had no other choice?

November 26, 2024 · 1 min · 47 words · Douglas Grant

Gobble Gobble Tiger Tiger

Were live from Florida with TaylorMade filming with Tiger, Scottie, Nelly & more.

November 26, 2024 · 1 min · 13 words · Patricia Allen

I Picked up a Two-Slice Toaster at a Second-Hand Store & Survived on Kellogg's Pop-Tarts...

It doesn’t get much better than that. During the winter months, I kept a half gallon of whole milk on the front window sill. I slept in thermal underwear because it was so fucking cold in the room. What was I expecting for 25 bucks a week? We did landscape construction, and in the winter, we plowed and split firewood. It was 1976, and a cord of dried oak was $165 delivered and stacked....

November 26, 2024 · 3 min · 469 words · Alexander Mitchell

In Response To Francis: The Chicago Subway System Is Actually Quite Lovely And Equally Dangerous

Francis wrote an eloquent blog today about the New York City subway experience. Specifically just how much it fucking sucks for a number of reasons. At the end, he asks if it’s as bad in Chicago and I’m obliged to opine. I’m genuinely curious about the public transportation systems in other US cities. Have you guys kept pace with us fucking degenerates in New York? It’s just beyond belief. But first an executive summary:...

November 26, 2024 · 4 min · 782 words · John Long

It Happened Again: UConn Loses In Brutal Fashion, Dan Hurley Looked Ready To Fight A Ref After Another Call Goes Against Them Late

But we’re about to have a conversation about them. This isn’t the roster from the last couple of years. And that last play? I have no idea what UConn was trying to do there. I said it before, you won’t find me defending a ref. But Hurley drew a line in the sand. And, look, credit to Colorado here. They took advantage of UConn not being able to defend in the post....

November 26, 2024 · 1 min · 94 words · Joshua Burgess

Jamal Murray Throwing His Teammates Under The Bus For A "Lack Of Focus" Is A Hilarious Lack Of Self Awareness

By pretty much all accounts, the Denver Nuggets got completely shit pumped last night against the Knicks. It’s not so much the message, but the messenger. It’s your latest case of an NBA player having zero self-awareness. He finished with just 16 points on 37/25% splits. From there, they had an off day before a game on the road against the Grizzlies. After a bad loss, you would think one of the leaders of the team would stay focused right?...

November 26, 2024 · 2 min · 270 words · Gregory Castro

John Harbaugh and The Big Bad Ravens Offense Bully Little Brother Jim and The Chargers

Just another dominant MNF by Lamar and the Baltimore Ravens. Once the train starts rolling, there’s no stopping it. Tonight’s game was one where they didn’t panic and continued to feed Derrick Henry the rock. But no, no panic from Monken and the O. Jimmy boy was fucked right then and there. The kind of balls we haven’t seen in more than a decade. It’s quicksand, man. When they see one bucket go in, they just keep coming....

November 26, 2024 · 1 min · 118 words · Gary Moyer

KFC Radio Discovered The Meaning of Life

Well…every single one of those pompous, higher education elitists were wrong. We all finish our sporting careers and then were like lost puppies. Where is the safe space to pose our MFKs now? Where can we go to shit on all the brutal people in our lives? These are all reasons why you should probably find your locker room in life. No better way to get your Thanksgiving week going than giving it a listen....

November 26, 2024 · 1 min · 80 words · Kimberly Hart

Kristaps Porzingis Is Truly A Gift From The Basketball Gods

Winning while not really playing to your standard is nice, but definitely not something you should rely on. Well, last night was what I’ve been talking about. When you watched this team play, things justdidn’t feelquite right. That doesn’t mean it was bad, just different. Now with their 7'3 demon back in the lineup the Celtics finally looked like the Celtics. You saw it on both ends in this win....

November 26, 2024 · 4 min · 737 words · Margaret Kerr MD

Leonardo DiCaprio Needs To Take Notes From Riggs On How To Properly Leave a Fancy Hotel While Being Serenaded

You don’t insult the good people of Fiji like this. This is how it’s done. It’s about respect and honor. They’d be building statues for the guy. Instead he’s been made out to be this ruthless, soul-less villain. He’s gotta be kicking himself for such a lapse in judgement. How could you not pull a Riggs there? Also what a terrible fake phone call stunt he tried to pull. If only he learned from the master how to pull that off....

November 26, 2024 · 1 min · 86 words · Robert Leach

Local Legend Paul "BizNasty" Bissonnette Defends Restaurant Manger's Honor, Takes On 7 Scumbags Who Were Giving Staff A Hard Time

There are different types of people in this world. Paul Bissonnette is someone who sees an injustice taking place in public, and he heeds the call. This is who Paul Bissonnette is at his core. He doesn’t care if it’s 7v1. All he knows is Right vs Wrong. The man spent the majority of his hockey career fighting for his teammates. He shouldn’t have to fight anymore, but he’s always going to stick up for his people....

November 26, 2024 · 1 min · 148 words · Mark Miller

Macklin Celebrini Will Be Tried As An Adult For Murdering This Corner

Is this kid fucking serious right now? I don’t think it’s possible to pick a corner any crispier than Celebrini did right there. We’re talking as plumb against that corner as it gets. Like when the DVD logo gets the corner. He’s the way younger Splash Step Brother. And what’s maddening about that shot is how nonchalant the whole thing looked. He’s looking off the shot the entire time he’s carrying the puck....

November 26, 2024 · 1 min · 108 words · Linda Jimenez

Matthew McConaughey Is Full Of Shit

First off, I have no problems with Matthew McConaughey. I saw the clip and said to myself,“I like tuna, and I like Matthew McConaughey. And my life could use a change. So let’s give this recipe a try.” I wasn’t being judgemental before I tried it. Meanwhile, ten years ago, I looked like this… So give my sandwich a chance… I GUARANTEE it’s better than anything that narrow-assed pretty boy can crank out....

November 26, 2024 · 1 min · 73 words · Raymond Henderson