Relationships, like solid objects, tend to obey Newton’s Third Law of Motion. “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” It’s simple physics. don’t have to be with another brain dead CTE athlete." Trying to get it resolved. If anyone has any tips c’mon lmk." There but for the grace, we all could, I suppose. I wouldn’t wish that on anybody. Why not go all in and spew the worst sort of vile?...

Because there were signs of genuine progress. And yet, the results were the same. Because in the simplest possible terms, this team still does not yet know how to win. –That might sound trite. Something they teach you to say at the Cris Collinsworth Academy of Shallow Analysis. But it doesn’t make it any less true. Some teams know how to successfully execute the high-leverage plays that decide every game and some don’t....

One free, no risk bet using someone else’s money. Those were his work responsibilities for Sunday. I bet most of you were rotting away watching NFL football on your couches all day. But Mintzy has ahighlydemanding job. Sometimes he has to adjust his social schedule to make over a quarter-of-his-salary bonus (maybe?) in a few hours. I’d love an opportunity to win $25k. But I would have been there. This weekend would have been easy to get to Chicago....

Miami’s college football playoff hopes likely went up in flames on Saturday after their collapse against Syracuse. The Canes blew a 21-0 lead at the hands of the Orange in what was an awesome shootout. Well, it turns out that wasn’t the only losing that Miami suffered on Saturday. Still drawing a blank? Let me paint the picture, or just show you. That would be kinda electric though. Women going on dates with people who are disguised in mascots that they think best bring out their personalities....

NFL Week 13 we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then recap every game Lions 23, Bears 20 Cowboys 27, Giants 20 Packers 30, Dolphins 17 Chiefs 19, Raiders 17 Steelers 44, Bengals 38 Chargers 17, Falcons 13 Vikings 23, Cardinals 22 Commanders 42, Titans 19 Colts 25, Patriots 24 Texans 23, Jaguars 20 Seahawks 26, Jets 21 Bucs 26, Panthers 23 Rams 21, Saints 14 Eagles 24, Ravens 19...

It’s back to work tomorrow. If you’re anything like me you are toast today. So take a quick break with Jadelyn here before you doze off.

The Bears organization is dysfunctional. That is the only thing I can say confidently about the Bears at this point. It ends with me". It will be his call". That is the thing that has been so hard to figure out. The hierarchy in Halas Hall. To find Poles the Bears brought in Bill Polian as a consultant. So Poles went to bat for a guy he never really hired to begin with?...

All you’d have to do is watch that clip and you’d see everything you needed to know. It wasn’t a perfect game by any stretch. The offense couldn’t get a damn thing going in the first quarter. The defense had a couple of leaky drives to start the game. But once the Eagles figured their shit out? Once they settled in to doing what they do best? They mercilessly bullied the shit out of the Ravens....

Howie Roseman definitely has a few blemishes on his record when it comes to the draft. Primarily at the receiver position outside of DeVonta Smith. His whiffs have been bad, sure. Well his hits are starting to look like all-timers. Jalen Carter is one of the most disruptive DT’s in the game. Just look at this maniac go. 3 inches and 50 pounds. Cooper DeJean has that man completely horizontal....

Another week, another Ravens game where they just couldn’t put it all together. They eventually broke thru and put this game out of reach. But it’s really challenging to put this loss on the defense. Offensively the Ravens struggled to piece together any sort of consistency or rhythm. A 9-0 lead easily could have been extended, and instead they punted and the tides turned. But none of that is the conversation in Baltimore right now… it’s all about Justin Tucker....

Now you’re back in the office getting stuck in conversations at the water cooler with people you hate. Christmas is over, you have months of dreadful weather ahead and everything just generally sucks. In January, you have nothing. You’re also going into work likely hungover and with terrible heartburn. Just an all-around shitty day that should be a federal holiday. December 26 I love Christmas more than anything in the world....

Interestingly, there are suggestions that more big names could follow Finau as well. It’s long-rumored and now certainly seems to be a slam dunk. A lot of people don’t really care about Finau in isolation. He’s got 6 tour wins at 35 years old with no majors. Most of the tour wins are like 3M or Puerto Rico Open or Rocket Balls, etc. In either event, Finau leaving for LIV could mean others aren’t far behind....

What else do you want me to say? That play fucking ruled. However you want to describe it, go ahead and use that word. Laterals make football more fun. Laterals in the snow? That’s just some backyard football shit that we all dream about. Decent run for Josh Allen this week: The man is going to win MVP. I can’t believe there are idiots out there who say we shouldn’t have snow games....