Back with another episode of Dana Learns. Dana’s wedding is fast approaching, and the time for him to start losing weight was yesterday. Handsome, fit, kind, and articulate, Justin is everything that Dana is not.
Which, by any objective standard, is the least they could have done. Brevity is the soul of wit. How about we drop all the pretentious “Think of the children!” bullshit about respect for the game and core values. This whole thing could’ve been reduced to just “Duh!” followed by this photo: But whatever. The NFL is gonna NFL. Not to mention, Al-Shaair is a team captain. So that “That is not representative of us” nonsense is literally untrue....
The rap gods have smiled upon us. The album titleMissionaryis bold, cheeky, and 100% Snoop. That’s right, Tom Petty. Lets put this in perspective:Doggystylewasnt just an album- it was a movement. Dre on production, Snoops smooth flow, and tracks like Gin and Juice redefined hip-hop forever. It was raw, unapologetic, and somehow, 30 years later, still the party playlist go-to. The fact that Dre and Snoop havent done a full project together since then is criminal....
Milton Williams has really been coming on during this Eagles 8-game win streak. He’s had 4 sacks during that stretch, forced a fumble, and recovered another. A 3rd round pick in 2021 out of Louisiana Tech. Just a kid from Crowley, Texas. Screaming and stomping around the living room after every big play. And they’re not just getting up for plays when Milton Williams gets to the quarterback. Big Milt is sitting on the sideline and his family is still going nuts....
NFL Week 13 we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then recap every game (00:00:00-00:09:04) Lions 23, Bears 20 (00:00:00-00:31:11) Cowboys 27, Giants 20 (00:31:11-00:40:35) Packers 30, Dolphins 17 (00:40:35-00:45:30) Chiefs 19, Raiders 17 (00:45:30-00:56:16) Steelers 44, Bengals 38 (00:56:16-01:06:40) Chargers 17, Falcons 13 (01:06:40-01:10:48) Vikings 23, Cardinals 22 (01:10:48-01:16:47) Commanders 42, Titans 19 (01:16:47-01:27:42) Colts 25, Patriots 24 (01:27:42-01:34:49) Texans 23, Jaguars 20 (01:34:49-01:39:09) Seahawks 26, Jets 21 (01:39:09-01:52:53) Bucs 26, Panthers 23 (01:52:53-02:03:57) Rams 21, Saints 14 (02:03:57-02:07:45) Eagles 24, Ravens 19 (02:07:45-02:18:28) Bills 35, Niners 10 (02:18:28-02:26:52) We then finish with who’s back of the week and talk a little Michigan/Ohio State (02:26:52-02:45:28)....
Alright, I’ll say it: the Rundown could’ve been way worse. But that’s only if I’m speaking for me and Big Ev. And that’s only if I’m being conservative on my estimate. I would even call the idea of it hilarious. But the practicality of it? Sounds like another idea he recently had. But second of all, I couldn’t believe I got off that easy. (Plus, I’d already read the article last week!...
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(Apologies in advance. Ok so there’s a really long backstory here on this. This became national news last week. First off, shout out to this Shea Stevens guy. Talk about putting in the work. No brainer by Shea. He said they had over-ordered materials. Rehm turned the Traveller away, but others weren’t so savvy. “It is crazy how much money can be made,” the informant said. “it’s possible for you to make $100,000 a week....
Can I be honest with you guys? I don’t give a fuck. I am truly broken right now because of the Buckeyes. But I’ll do my job and write a blog because the show must go on. If Jameis was an artist, which he basically is with his words, tonight was his Mona Lisa. Oh, and of course another banger pregame speech. The dude is simply electric. But I do want to be on record in saying this…....
How is this guy a real human? Forget the football game yesterday, in which he had both is best and worst game ever. Actually, I guess I should mention that for a second. He also threw 2 more touchdowns for the other team, totaling 3 interceptions in all. Here’s a good stat for you: That sums up the Jameis Winston experience in Cleveland. Jameis can win / lose / throw touchdowns / throw pick sixes or do whatever he wants....
He needs guys who can run cameras, edit, and grow his presence on social media. The guy is a content machine, but the backend and social media aren’t where he has expertise. Qualifications vary and it’s hard to exactly outline. But the more technical skills you got, the better. Loving football is a must and you’ve got to be in the Tampa area. More details to come soon, but if you think you’d be a good fit,apply here....
Listen, it was bound to happen eventually. Hell, he’d already been pretty successful at delaying the inevitable, certainly longer than most expected. Hate the guy all you want, but this punch in of production is legitimately insane. At some point, your talent is your talent. I mean, no shit a guy that old is going to show signs of his age. I would bet my life that even though he’s playing like shit, that brings LeBron some joy....
Not any more, stop being patronising and talk with us, not about us. I know this story doesn’t seem like a big deal on the surface. Or even beneath the surface. Especially considering this particular old folks community isn’t even banning alcohol from the communal living area altogether. Only the hard stuff. And even more especially considering this is happening in not-America. Have you ever seen Happy Gilmore? You know the way Ben Stiller treats Happy’s grandmother at Silver Acres Retirement Home?...
