I recapped the full episode above and will be doing that for every episode.

On today’s Pardon My Take… BRANDON WALKER! This Sunday, we will officially get a look at the first ever 12-team College Football Playoff Bracket. The Alabama Crimson Tide… CFP bound? Brandon and Big Cat certainly think so. As of yesterday, this is what the penultimate bracket looked like…

Welcome back to What’s For Lunch! We had another NFL legend stop by the kitchen. Bruce Arians requested a Sausage & Gravy Egg Casserole.

Dont get me wrong. Oh, you ruined last season of Surviving Barstool? Lets make you go away on vacation for the next one (the original plan). Where would he get that idea? I would literally stick a knife into one of my coworkers backs for $250,000. Question 1: Will you try? And I cant help but ask myself, what does this show that we value here at Barstool? Then hell fly his ass down to the Super Bowl in New Orleans in February....

MNF was the full Jameis Winston experience and we cant get enough. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including incredible coping from Ohio State fans and NBA Cup. We finish with listener submitted takes

Patrik Laine has had a pretty up-and-down first half of his National Hockey League career. That’s 80 goals all before his 20th birthday. But after those first two seasons, things just never seemed to fully click for him in Winnipeg. Nothing in Columbus ever seemed to work out for Laine. After another injury in 2023-24, he went into the Player Assistance Program. So much promise at the beginning of his career....

Y’all think I’m lying. So, I just pick and choose, man. Hey, two points is two points. I get it done. That’s all that matters." He’s talking about the posters. Sometimes he flat-out jumps over a guy. This also isn’t all that uncommon for these big time poster dunkers. The last thing anyone wants is to see another Derrick Rose situation.

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This is how you do mid-major basketball right here. Montana playing South Dakota State, two teams expected to be in the NCAA Tournament. Should be a good game, all that stuff. But that’s not the point, just setting up the background for the promo here. Love the idea, but you gotta do a little bit more. Put up the entire tab for the first half or something like that. Keep it going so you don’t have people grab a beer and leave....

Surviving Barstool Season 4 has finally arrived. It’s the biggest production we’ve ever done as a company and it does not disappoint. 24 of the biggest names in the company competing for a $250,000 grand prize. There is lying, there is backstabbing, there is drama, there is humor. Lives and careers will be changed forever. Legends will be born. Enemies will be made. We’ve got 15 episodes and it all starts tonight with a jam-packed season premiere....

The 12-team college football playoff has thrown the off-season schedule into a loop. It was already fucked up. It fucked over Michigan last year. But this year it seems more fucked up than ever. I didn’t even know until this morning that today is National Signing Day. I’m not even sure how much that matters anymore. Throw in the transfer portal on top of that, and the whole thing is a mess....

Ice hockey was invented sometime in the 1800s. The first recorded indoor hockey game was played in March of 1875. So let’s just say the modern game of hockey is 150 years old. Just big enough to let you feel at ease and take your foot off the gas a little. But just small enough that a single goal against could completely shift the momentum of the game. For 150 years, everybody has dreaded the 2-goal lead....

Then boy, do I have the postseason format for you. If SMU loses by two points in 5OT, you will see 11-seed Alabama in the Playoff. And that is what it is. I’ve accepted that. If you want to give conference champions an automatic berth into the CFP, go for it.