Help Me Settle A Debate's The Best 1st Bite When Eating A Diagonal Sandwich?

I eat lunch every single day and I love it. There’s absolutely no denying that. I’m a huge lunch guy. That said, I still like roast beef a lot. I also enjoy salami, bologna, turkey, capicola, gabagool, and just about everything in-between. Truthfully, it’s just not safe to be a cold cut around me. I honestly don’t know. I just got up one day craving a better bite-ratio and haven’t looked back since....

December 5, 2024 · 3 min · 427 words · Jordan Kim

I Can’t Get Enough Of This Danny Hurley Headbutting A Player Clip

The man is an electric factory. Just an unreal reaction to a 3 pointer in a December (yet still very big) game. The man is dialed the fuck in at all times. Cant wait to see the rest of the Dan Hurley show tonight. +140 on another headbutt -500 on a tech. Guy is the fucking best.

December 5, 2024 · 1 min · 57 words · Michael Lopez

If You Think 'Last Christmas' Is the GOAT Christmas Song, Your Brain Does Not Function Properly

Those two tweets have a combined 63,000 retweets and 594,000 likes. This is nonsense and I have no idea how so many people are apparently bought into this propaganda machine. First of all, “Last Christmas” is not even a Christmas song. It has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas, as a matter of fact. It’s a breakup song whose events happen to take place during consecutive Decembers. And those are obviously people whose opinions on this matter should be severely discounted....

December 5, 2024 · 1 min · 87 words · Lisa Peterson

In The Midst Of The Sabrina Carpenter Drama, Someone Appears To Have Voodoo Doll'd Breckie Hill Into Breaking Her Back

Had enough of the Sabrina Carpenter-Breckie Hill-Barry Keoghan drama going on? Good, we’ve got updates. Why are you on the blog then? Okay assuming you’re free to listen here is Jack Mac breaking it all down. So what’s today’s update? Did you have Breckie Hill shattering her back on your bingo board? If so you’re a winner! Somehow that’s a real development in this story. Does not appear like Barry Keoghan is the culprit of the back breaking....

December 5, 2024 · 2 min · 239 words · Eric Thompson

Is Brandon Walker Calling Me Sensitive The Biggest Act Of "The Pot Calling The Kettle Black" Of All Time?

2- I’m not funny. “, “That’s like the spittoon sayin' the cuspidor’s dirty. “, “He’s like a rooster crowin' ‘bout how late the sun’s gettin’ up. So I stuck with ol' reliable.) Let me paint you a picture. The year is 2024. This is the reality were living in. This shot came across my bow late last night when somebody @’d me in a tweet below it. Tell me how you really feel man....

December 5, 2024 · 2 min · 304 words · Tina Wilson

Jim Harbaugh Gave The Chargers A Perfect Football Guy Gift To Thank Them For 'Busting Their Ass' ... Personalized Lunch Pails

Goddamnit I can’t quit this guy. Jim Harbaugh and Dan Campbell. That’s the list. Fired on the spot. Well, yeah, now I think the Chargers are going to beat the Chiefs. My hands are tied. I know how important Dicker is to the Chargers. I know how much Harbaugh will kick a field goal and be happy. But you gotta have a fullback show off the lunch pail in this situation....

December 5, 2024 · 1 min · 128 words · Jessica Martinez

Lead Singer of The Village People Wants You to Know That The YMCA is NOT GAY

Since 2020, Ive received over a thousand complaints about President Elect Trumps use of Y.M.C.A. With that many complaints, I decided to ask the President Elect to stop using Y.M.C.A. because his use had become a nuisance to me. In fact, I started noticing numerous artists withdrawing the President Elects use of their material. and hes having a lot of fun with it. So I told my wife to inform BMI to not withdraw the Trump campaign political use license....

December 5, 2024 · 5 min · 861 words · David Nichols

Luis Severino Just Landed The Largest Guaranteed Contract In A's History For a Grand Total Of $67 Million

And your first “what the fuck” signing of the offseason goes to the….A’s? My initial reaction here is to be just genuinely happy for Luis Severino. This dude has been through it over the years. Pitcher’s elbows/shoulders love nothing more than exploding into a million pieces. Sevy went through hell and back to reach this point. Injuries never allowed that to happen. After dominant 2017 and 2018 seasons, 2019-2021 were a disaster....

December 5, 2024 · 1 min · 186 words · Sonya Lopez

Marisa Tomei Is Going Viral For A Video Of Her Defeating Father Time On Her 60th Birthday

Talk about aging like a fine wine. She knows good pizza:

December 5, 2024 · 1 min · 11 words · Gregory Parks

More Apps Need A Spotify Wrapped

Yesterday was Spotify Wrapped day, what a day! Theres nothing I love more than swiping through hundreds of them each year on my story. Youre telling me you had Taylor Swift, Chapell Roan, AND Sabrina Carpenter in your top 5? I never would have guessed! No big fuckin deal.). Is Spotify Wrapped really that necessary, though? I dont think Ive ever looked at someones top 5 artists and been shocked with what I saw....

December 5, 2024 · 1 min · 152 words · Brady Smith

Mother Does Not Always Know Best: Star LB Tyler Lockhart Signed With Ole Miss On Signing Day, But His Mom Was Having NONE Of It And He Ended Up At Mississippi State Instead

Every single year there is ALWAYS a wild story on National Signing Day. BUT his mother was having absolutely none of it. Ole Miss was sending her the e-signature all day and she refused to sign it. Last night, news broke that she signed her son to Mississippi State?!?!? That’s just cruel! Give Jeff Lebby & Mississippi State some credit. After going 2-10 in a total rebuild the Bulldogs signed a top 25 class....

December 5, 2024 · 1 min · 128 words · Michael Hall

No Days Off: Aaron Jones Decided To Fix His Fumbling Problem By Carrying His Kids Around Like A Football

You gotta find ways around that and fix it. I gotta admit, I forget the Vikings are 10-2 basically every week. A lot of that is tied to Aaron Jones. He’s still a good running back, he still can help you win games. I assume as a pro athlete you gotta find ways to always be working on your craft. You don’t just get home from work, kick the shoes off and sit around....

December 5, 2024 · 1 min · 134 words · Devin Brown

North Carolina Has Reportedly Interviewed Bill Belichick for Its Head Coaching Job — Yes, That One

It’s a way of life. This guy is going to lose his mind of he doesn’t get back on a practice field immediately. I think I speak for every college football fan when I say this absolutely has to happen. I have no idea how it would turn out, but we all deserve to watch it.

December 5, 2024 · 1 min · 56 words · Amanda Costa