The Orioles Kick Off Their Off-Season Spending By Bringing In Slugger Tyler O'Neill And Gary Sanchez

These aren’t the big moves of the off-season, but they are solid role-player moves. Bombs, that’s why the 29 year-old is coming to Baltimore. To hit BOMBS off lefties. The O’s outfielders were pretty bad against lefties last year but O’Neill will improve that a ton. He’ll strike out a lot, but that is kinda just where the game is at now. The O’s desperately needed one of these big, alpha males and they got one....

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 184 words · Lisa Flores

The Search For Coach Jon Gruden's Crew Brought Us Guys From Every Corner Of The Internet

The interview process was intense to say the least. To start it off, he broke everybody down. He even put some guys on the white board.

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 26 words · James Green

The Vikings 'White Chicks' Dance Battle TD Celly Is As Good As It Gets

Earlier today my co-worker Jon Gruden expressed his displeasure with the modern day celebration dances in the NFL. It just ain’t what it used to be. I hate to see that disgust from Jon, but it’s warranted. Where is the creativity? How about some thought? Enter Cam Bynum and the Minnesota Vikings. Movie reference 10/10 Attention to detail 15/10 Execution 10/10 Cam Bynum deserves some extra recognition here. He’s pulled off some elite cellys of late....

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 96 words · Charles Valenzuela

You Won't Find A More Disgusting Display Of Basketball Than When The Celtics Collectively Throw Up An All Around Stinker

Through 24 games, the Celtics now have 5 losses on the season. Those 5 losses are by a combined 20 points. They are yet to lose by more than 6 in any game this season. Part of me also finds it pretty annoying, because it means they dropped a winnable game. I’ll tell you this much. To be honest, that’s how I feel about every one of these close losses this season....

December 8, 2024 · 4 min · 752 words · Sarah Diaz

A Florida Man Shot A Wal-Mart Drone Out Of The Sky And Ignited A Firestorm Debate Of Privacy vs. Regulation

Now they say I hit it, so I must be a good shot, he said. The FAA classifies drones as aircraft, making shooting at them a federal offense. In addition to federal charges, Floridas state laws impose strict penalties for discharging firearms recklessly. I think I’m in love with this felon. And I completely sympathize with him. And rhetorically, I know the answer. After his head exploded, he say he wants off this ride....

December 7, 2024 · 2 min · 219 words · Heather Brooks

All Heart: Big Man Dirt Racer Sprints Down The Track To Try And Attack Another Driver, Fails Miserably Leading To The Saddest Fight

Can’t say I’m a huge dirt racing fan or know much about it. Might explain the glorified tickle fight in the car, he wasted all his energy just getting there. But goddamnit this is why we need the Internet. You already have the dirt, bring TJ Lavin out and do a little hall brawl. I’d take my money on the guy sprinting to win that. But you could’t let this brouhaha end the way it did....

December 7, 2024 · 1 min · 152 words · Timothy Ayala

Conference Championship Previews: It's Gonna Be A Great Saturday For The Arizona State Sun Devils!

What a Saturday we have on our hands fellas with this Conference Championship lineup! Let’s get right into it and make some $$$ shall we?!?!? Head Coach Kenny Dillingham is the top young coach in America and a wizard play caller. RB Cameron Skattebo has been going nuclear every single week. Matt Campbell continues to do a stellar job coaching up Iowa State and also deserves a ton of praise....

December 7, 2024 · 3 min · 599 words · Christopher Morgan

Making Bang Bang Shrimp is Easy!. 13

Welcome back to Tasty Tailgating Episode 13! Bang Bang Shrimp is considered a delicacy to some. But, you wouldn’t believe how easy it is to make!

December 7, 2024 · 1 min · 26 words · Amanda Long

Minnesota Wild's Jake Middleton And Boston University Head Coach Jay Pandolfo Join Spittin' Chiclets

What teams have surprised biz and whit in the eastern and western conferences? Should Celebrini play in the 4 nations tournament? This is an episode you wont want to miss. BODYARMOR:Get yours today at Walmart or a local grocery store near you! Use code CHICLETS at checkout to save! YETI:Get the Yeti Rambler 20 oz Cocktail Shaker today https://www.yeti.com/drinkware/barwar...

December 7, 2024 · 1 min · 59 words · Jay Ford

Office Reacts To Surviving Barstool's Shocking Eliminations

Stool Scenes 483 - On this week’s episode of Stool Scenes, the office reacts to the dramatic start to surviving barstool, Dave Portnoy rips Ohio State fans and gloats over Michigans big win, John Fanta stops by the office to talk college basketball and more.

December 7, 2024 · 1 min · 45 words · Jennifer Smith

People Won't Stop Eating The $6.2 Million Banana

As with any blog I write regarding ridiculous fucking art. I always include this clip from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. If the right people say the art is good art, then it’s good art. That’s about all there is to it. No definitely not smarter… Idk what this article made me feel honestly… Mostly just poor. The banana was swiftly replaced, and no further action was taken. So the $6....

December 7, 2024 · 2 min · 407 words · Tina Curry

Perfect: Sherrone Moore Showed Up To Michigan's Basketball Game And Buried Ohio State Once Again By Pretending To Plant A Flag

This is gonna be it. This is the new sign for Michigan whenever someone from Ohio State tries to run their mouth. Just plant a flag in their face. It’s perfect because of the outrage over it. Who gives a shit? I say it all the time. Don’t want a flag planted on your logo, don’t lose. That’s just my theory and everyone’s theory with a brain. The best part is nobody from Ohio State can say anything about this....

December 7, 2024 · 1 min · 145 words · Paul Gibson

Remembering A Legend: Rick Pitino Had His Tailor Make Him A Custom Lou Carnesecca Sweater To Wear As A Tribute For Today's Game

The first game since Lou Carnesecca died and Rick Pitino did the only logical thing. you’re free to’t tell the story of the Big East without him. He’s that important to the sport. He’s a legend through and through. He also made the sweater look famous. He led St. John’s to a Final Four. He grew that program and was a staple of New York basketball. So fast forward to today and it’s the first game since his death....

December 7, 2024 · 1 min · 112 words · Charles Rich