Bryce Mitchell Just Sent Kron Gracie Through The Canvas With A Slam And Vicious Hellbow

Holy shit - what a finish after an incredibly boring fight! Flat earther on flat earther crime! It was very on brand all around. More submissions/ground and pound finishes.

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 29 words · Tracy Fox

Did SMU Do Enough To Avoid Getting Bama'd by the CFP Committee?

Well, it seems we may have a bit of drama on Selection Sunday after all. Unfortunately for the Mustangs, those 16 seconds mattered quite a bit. Now the question becomes what happens between 11-2 SMU and 9-3 Alabama. And while I still think that might be the case, it seems like their hands may be tied. If the committee drops SMU from No. But this isn’t a rational world, it’s college football....

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 80 words · Mrs. Elaine Johnson

Dumping Them Out: God Hates Alabama

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. Get ready for 1000 words of very muchnotcommercial free Boob GIFs. A blog sonotcommercial free that the commercials (i.e. That’s the charm of barstoolsports.com. The official 12-team college football playoff bracket was revealed today. I’m proud of America for cyberbullying the committee into giving SMU the last spot over Alabama. I though there was no way it would happen. SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey did everything he could....

December 8, 2024 · 2 min · 406 words · Tony Morales

Gunner Stockton Comes in After a Carson Beck Injury and Leads Georgia to an SEC Title

Georgia looked lifeless on offense in the first half of the SEC Championship Game. And then Gunner Stockton happened. Stockton led the Bulldogs right down the field for their only touchdown of regulation. And they have now lost to UGA twice this season with two different quarterbacks for the Dawgs. I’m sure Texas is hoping for a draw that will avoid Georgia for as long as possible.

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 67 words · Lisa Grant

If You Squint You Can See The Swelling On Tom Wilson's Face Before He Scored 2 Goals For Your First Place Washington Capitals

7-2-1 over the last 10, which includes 9 games without Ovi. It’s just next man up for this squad and Spencer Carbery is the greatest coach of all time. Could it be….Our Year?

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 33 words · Brian Robertson

It Took One Month For Mark Pope To Save Kentucky Basketball And Continue To Show The World Why He's A Coaching Genius

It’s 12:48 in the morning right now and we just watched the best game of the day. I don’t care. I’m willing to go there. But it was the best game I watched. Let me clarify on this. I said it after Duke, I’ll say it again. Mark Pope is Kentucky’s best player and I’m completely fine with that. We’ll just move Jaxson Robinson over there and open up everything about his game....

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 106 words · Rebecca Butler

Jameis Winston Threw Two More Interceptions (9 Picks In 5 Games) As The Steelers Easily Handled The Browns

Our kicker is trash. Our special teams coordinator needs fired. People around here love him. Our fan base loves him. He’s so much fun to cheer for. But can we be honest with each other for a second? He stinks at quarterback. He cannot be a QB1 for a team that is taking themselves seriously. And today proved that even further. Like it or not, we did give him a 5-year, $230,000,000 guaranteed contract....

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 208 words · Donna Simpson

Kirk Herbstreit's Son (0-Star QB) Has Committed To Play At Michigan

I’m actually more upset about this news than losing to them last week. That hurt my feelings to the core. But this is absolutely infuriating. And with that being said, let’s be very fucking clear about a couple things: 1. This is a direct Fuck You from Kirk Herbstreit. I refuse to listen to anyone who says otherwise. The fact of the matter is that Kirk is SUPPOSED to be a Buckeye....

December 8, 2024 · 2 min · 289 words · Daniel Trevino

Merab And His Team Got Into It With ANOTHER Fan At UFC 310

Oh wait, that headline sounds a bit familiar to you? I mean, this dope was actually swinging back at Buzukja! Where do you get that confidence?! He ain’t gonna let you off easy, and neither is his team. You might just get popped in the face for the sake of a shitty joke.

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 53 words · Richard Smith

Philadelphia Eagles Shock The World, Somehow Find A Way To Hold On And Beat The Panthers

It’s the main driving force of life. From the dawn of time, it’s the only way that anything has ever been able to survive. If you’re not winning, then you are dying. It doesn’t matter how you win. It doesn’t matter what it looks like. All that matters is that you survive, you advance, and you continue to win. Would it have been great if the Eagles gave the city of Philadelphia a nice, stress-free afternoon today?...

December 8, 2024 · 2 min · 264 words · Joseph Robinson

Sean McVay and Matt Stafford Own December: NFL Week 14 Stats And Trends

Welcome back to the Stats Lab. Probably doesn’t matter that much. But a coach being really good off a bye week? A team covering a lot as a road dog? Probably means they’re being consistently undervalued. League wide trends that hold steady across hundreds of matchups spanning years and years? So you have to look at every stat individually and decide if it matters. Below is my entire cheat sheet I used for Advisors this week....

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 119 words · Kelsey Thomas

SMU In, Bama Out: Full CFP Bracket Rapid Reactions

After all the talk and consternation, we have the 12 teams. We have to fix this. There’s no justification for having either Penn State or Texas ahead of Tennessee. The best win between those two teams is PSU beating Illinois at home. Give the conference champions automatic berths, but the byes should be given to the four best teams. Notre Dame is going to throttle Indiana....

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 96 words · Patricia Allen

The Giants Executed A Perfect Display Of Tanking And Graham Gano Should Be Treated Like A Team Hero

Just a perfect execution of how to tank by the Giants here. We need everyone to buy in here. Lose every game by 100, I don’t care. This team fucking stinks. This franchise fucking stinks right now. The only hope we have is to tank and hope for the best (LOL, I know). He’s basically a tier below the Super Bowl winners. I’ve seen this story for far too long....

December 8, 2024 · 1 min · 124 words · Alan Proctor