The results were… chaotic.

One of the things that intrigues me about this movie is how they set up the world. So how is the virus still kicking 28 years later? This thing was fast-acting as hell so you’d think all the damage would be done relatively quickly. On the backend, the movie retaining its twin foundational pillars.

According to Sandy Police, the man bought a car from Tim Dahle Mazda Monday morning. Videos sent to FOX 13 News show what comes off as a Subaru Outback. Then, the man reportedly discovered mechanical issues and went back to the dealership, hoping to return it. But the dealership told him they would not take it back as it was sold “as is.” Then, shortly after 4 p.m., he “did exactly that,” police said....

This mysteriously popped up today in our office. A neon sign that just read “The Tunnel”. We needed to get to the bottom of it. We weren’t aware of any tunnel. It made no sense. Hank took no accountability. Neither did Paige or All Business Pete. He knew about The Tunnel the whole time! This things is massive! Probably a full 50 yards. Buy The Tunnel merch here before it sells out:...

[Source] -MURRAY, Ky. Officers found that Jonathan Mason, 39, of Murray, had been asked to leave but refused. Officers said Mason was outside the business and “manifestly under the influence of alcohol” when they arrived. He had ridden a mule to the business and reportedly refused to stop when the officer ordered. According to police, Mason resisted when officers attempted to arrest him. According to the department, officers found Mason on the mule....

When you’re asking why? Norlander says it right there. Enormous NIL package, a record-setting NIL deal. This is the new era of college sports. Teams like BYU, who yeah, have deep pockets, can land a guy like AJ Dybantsa. Other teams can throw out big time NIL deals and get you to the pros. Just talk college hoops fellas. This is the number 1 recruit going to a weird school for a year....

Since Mahomes has become the starter in KC in 2018, the Chargers and Chiefs have played 14 times. Out of those 14 games, 10 of them have been one score finishes. The Chiefs won 8 of those games by an average of 2.75 points. 8/10 in one score games and the script has been basically the same in every god damn matchup. It’s the most “time is a flat circle” feeling in the world....

Previously, Part 9: The Bungalow Had Some Serious Secrets & It Involved Brass Instruments & Swing Music… The bungalow was the perfect place for me to live at that time. I was 21, living alone, and trying desperately to figure it out. That’s when the bungalow began providing me with the privacy I needed. There was a certain simplicity and peace the bungalow provided that couldn’t be duplicated in an apartment complex....

And the easiest move to avoid controversy was to select none of them and that is exactly what happened. But let’s be real. Three of the best 12 teams in the country are not part of the playoffs. And there’s a crap ton of NFL talent on the sidelines this post season because of it. And it does not mean a damn thing if a team plays a hard strength of schedule....

I always laugh at people who don’t believe in karma. But to some people out there, $25,000 is a life-changing amount of money. Not naming anyone in particular. Real talk, I love Ben Mintz. He has a heart of gold, and not a bad bone in his body. He’s just “thick”, as my mom would politely say. He means well, he’s just his own worst enemy sometimes. He’s like the human embodiment of “Murphy’s Law”....

We all spent a good amount of time making fun of Dan Hurley and UConn out in Maui. But I don’t think anyone with a brain was throwing dirt on them just yet. Weird shit happens in college basketball, especially early in the season. Both things can be true here. For most teams, it doesn’t. If those losses keep adding up, then sure, let’s have a conversation. Except UConn had more games after Maui....

Juan Soto signed a 15-year, $765M deal with the New York Mets last night. He’ll only see roughly $400M of that after taxes. If you want Juan Soto to play for your organization, you know what you have to do. Just outbid everyone else. He doesn’t care about your team’s legacy. He doesn’t care about who gives him the best chance to win. I can respect that when it comes to Juan Soto, you always know exactly stands....

Here’s one line of depressing backstory- Unfortunately, my mother-in-law has dementia. Still, we had some good clean fun trying to solve each puzzle. That is until… Out of the blue… The fun became nowhere near as clean. It’s DICK AND BALLS." Merry Christmas to all(except that old whore, Sheila), and to all a report. -Large Here’s a little recommendation for a breakfast sando next time you’re in Philly… TAR -L