After five long days, Surviving Barstool is finally back. The first three episodes last week were filled with drama, lies, backstabs, and shocking exits. And things only pick up from here. We’ve got three new episodes this week just like last week. Tonight, Wednesday, and Thursday. Here’s the remaining schedule.
And we’re STILL not even at the number last year started with (14). Watch the video above for a full recap of last night’s action and happenings.
The Golden State Warriors feel like they are at a crossroads. They even benched Draymond Green this past weekend. It did not go well. A report also dropped that said they are looking to add another major piece for Curry. This seems so wrong to me. I blogged about this last spring. Consider this not just a double down, but a triple one. This Golden State Warriors team will not win the NBA Finals....
I’m kind of shocked that Smutler didn’t blog this already. Seems right up his alley. So is Victoria just a normal Danish girl? Or is she an exceptional specimen?
This was long rumored, but officially official today and I gotta say…I absolutely hate it. Well the AVERAGE temperature in Saudi Arabia in July is a dry 109degrees. Maybe that Linear City will have a few soccer stadiums in it. The World Cup is the biggest soccer stage and arguably the biggest global event on the planet. America is the biggest sports market on the planet with the deepest pockets....
After missing out on Juan Soto, the big question now was how the Yankees would respond. What does Plan B entail? How quick would they act? Well, here comes Max Fried. Thank god Carlos Rodon is no longer this team’s number 2. A priority this offseason was shrinking his responsibilities. Max Fried solves that problem. Eight for a guy on the wrong side of 30 is a ton, no doubt....
Actually, we need to bring in the heavy artillery here. I can’t stress how stupid this all is. We’re talking about ruining - yes ruining - the best thing in sports. Spare me the argument ‘it’s just 2 or 4 more games, what’s wrong with that?’ We already have it! There’s 30 regular season games. There’s conference tournaments. Conference tournaments are play-in games. We hear it every single goddamn season, especially when it’s the garbage 8/9 game in the ACC....
Iran launched a mothership that contains these drones, Van Drew said. Its off the East Coast of the United States of America. Naturally, about an hour after that was posted, we finally got our answer. Or at least someone gave us one. A lot of people speculated/hoped for aliens. A lot of people threw out Russia or China. Some people suggested the call was coming from inside the house, and our own government was droning themselves....
The sheriff said his office has recommended a number of charges, including obstruction. They also discovered that Borgwardt also took out a $375,000 life insurance policy in January. Good try, good effort, Ryan. It’s takes an exceptional lack of balls to abandon your family via fake death. I know hindsight is 20/20, Ryan. But I think we can agree this was a poor decision. You could have left your family in a million different ways....
On today’s Pardon My Take… KENNY DILLINGHAM! Well, you know who else was at Auburn in 2019? True freshman QB Bo Nix. This is the full clip where that quote was mentioned. That will catch a lot of people’s eyes.
Hell, he may have had this locked and loaded since he found out about Gradey Dick. We got a Dick that’s making best friends fight on Twitter: The Knicks are rolling right now. We can’t let a Dick come into the locker room and cause a rift. Not when we have Karl-Anthony Towns playing like an MVP: This team has it man. Josh Hart and Jalen Brunson are the perfect teammates....
Come on, Penny. You were finally starting to figure it all out. Now you’re back to creating this fake Memphis vs the world punch in thing. Key part here to remember, Memphis lost to Arkansas State at home. Also, stop giving a shit about the AP top-25 poll. Not to mention, his complaint is just false. Cincinnati dropped 8 spots for losing to Villanova. Wisconsin dropped 9 for losing to Marquette and Michigan....
The Heisman Trophy Ceremony will commence this Friday at 8 PM EST. The winner has all but been decided. There was a minute on Friday night where it looked like Ashton Jeanty might make this a tight vote. But he cooled off in the 2nd half, finishing with a pedestrian 209 YDS & 1 TD. Travis Hunter shot back up to -2500. As far as guaranteed Heisman winners go, Travis Hunter seems to have more opposition than any of them....
