Forecaster Frank NFL Week 15: Season Beatings

Last week, I had my worst week of the season, going 4-7-2. Thursday Night The Rams have been inconsistent all season. They also have not fared well in primetime. The Chiefs have had a string of near misses all season. The Dolphins have a faint chance to make the playoffs. However, its a longshot at best. The Jets playoff hopes officially ended as they let another game they should have won slip away in Miami....

December 12, 2024 · 2 min · 354 words · Miss Angela Brown

Here's Why I Told Big Cat And Dave I Had An Immunity Idol

Dead to me, they are. Will I ruin their lives online? No, that seems extreme. But then again, I’ve never smoked crack so my bar for enacting digital vengeance is far higher. Let me also add that I am not good at “playing” Survivor. I remember thinking how pathetic that was at the time: who watches season 47 of a show? Fucking add some goddamn variety to your life. There is so much other shit to watch now....

December 12, 2024 · 2 min · 243 words · Katherine Pierce

How College Lacrosse Actually Stole Bill Belichick From The NFL

That couldn’t be further from the truth. Bill Belichick could coach any team he wants to, actually. But he chose to go to UNC for one reason and one reason only. The man loves college lacrosse. He’s a total lax rat, and just wants to be as close to it as possible. He was going to take it 10 times out of 10. What was this man supposed to do during his off days in Foxboro?...

December 12, 2024 · 1 min · 99 words · Jessica Burgess

Jerry Rice Showed Up At The 49ers Practice Facility To Train The Day After The Team's Super Bowl Parade

On today’s Pardon My Take… STEVE YOUNG! One of the best QB-WR duos that we have ever seen includes Steve Young to Jerry Rice. Rice had 780 catches for 11,462 yards and scored 119 touchdowns in 137 games with Young in his career. But what made this partnership as successful as possible? Their work ethics were a big reason. And a story we got on today’s show about Jerry Rice’s work ethic is truly incredible....

December 12, 2024 · 1 min · 122 words · Elizabeth Martin

Jimmy Butler's Agent Went Scorched Earth On Shams By Stating That All His Reporting Is Complete And Utter Made Up Bullshit

If you find yourself already being over the Jimmy Butler trade drama, I have bad news for you. We’re just getting started. If there’s one thing the NBA does well, it’s trade drama. Take the latest Shams update. You’ll never believe this, but Jimmy Butler has added another contending team to his preferred trade list! Who knew that he was so hell bent on running from the grind? Isn’t that his whole thing?...

December 12, 2024 · 2 min · 296 words · William Shaffer

Juan Soto Leaving The Yankees Makes A Lot More Sense After Hearing He Hasn't Spoken To Any Of His Ex-Teammates Since The World Series Ended

Damn, I didn’t realize it was like THAT in the Bronx. Especially with the way Game 5 infamously ended Soto’s pursuit of another title. I mean I’m much closer to the Juan Lagares of Barstool than the Juan Soto of Barstool. It doesn’t have to be about contract negotiations or anything work related either. I suppose Steve Cohen’s $800 million may have alittlesomething to do with Soto coming to the Mets....

December 12, 2024 · 1 min · 74 words · Mitchell Kent

MLB Is Auctioning Off The Ball That Aaron Judge Dropped In The 5th Inning Of Game 5 And Gerrit Cole's "Point" Ball

Are we looking at an all time sports memorabilia piece? Interesting that the Hall of Fame didn’t find a way to get its hands on this somehow. You’d think they’d want a piece of the action with this. They really don’t let you forget about it. Good looking ball too, I can see why Aaron dropped it. If I’m Tommy Edman I buy this ball immediately and keep that thing safe somewhere....

December 12, 2024 · 1 min · 195 words · Laura Anderson

Netflix Announces Mariah Carey Will Be The Opening Act For The NFL's Christmas Day Games As Roger Goodell Continues To Beat Down Adam Silver And The NBA

Actually scratch that because we only use that saying for people we like on this website. Letting her nail all her notes with the safety net of cutting and editing is best for everyone. But they will burn your HQ down if you rob them of their footbaw. P.P.S.Obligatory video of the greatest Christmas song ever.

December 12, 2024 · 1 min · 56 words · Chad Williams

NFL Execs Agree That UNC Gives Belichick Two Things They Could Not: 'Challenge and Freedom'

He’s still his father’s son. He wants to be pulling some raw roster bubble guy aside and giving him some minor coaching point. Simply put, he’s a football coach. And being something other than a football coach was a crime against nature. And the football world is a much better place with him in it. regardless of where those sidelines are. That does not necessarily mean no teams were conditionally interested in the second-winningest coach in NFL history....

December 12, 2024 · 2 min · 364 words · Stacy Rojas

Nightmare Subway Situation: PATH Train Track Fire Caused Subway Car To Fill Up With Smoke

I’ve taken the PATH over 1,000 times easy. I’ll be the first person to defend any sort of NJ or NYC public transit. I have no fucking clue what Francis (6'3", D1 athlete) is talking about. The subway he takes home must be in an entirely different realm than mine. Worst thing I ever have to deal with is the rare 5-10 minute delay, or homeless people. And 90% of the time the homeless people completely mind their own business....

December 12, 2024 · 3 min · 429 words · Thomas Smith

Ohio State's President and AD Are Begging Buckeyes Fans To Not Sell Their Tickets After OSU's Presale Code Leaked and Tennessee Fans Bought Thousands

OSU’s ticket presale code leaked to the public and Vols fans swooped in immediately. All I know is this wouldn’t happen at a real football school. This is going to be fun. But it will be fantastic for the rest of us.

December 12, 2024 · 1 min · 42 words · Omar Bowman

Pope Francis Will Be Opening 5 Sacred Portals For A Special Catholic Ritual On Christmas Eve

He has also extended this symbolic act to prisoners, aiming to deliver a message of hope. The Jubilee Years theme, Pilgrims of Hope, reflects these aspirations. Not sure if you were aware, but a Jubilee Year is right around the corner. Parades are in abundance. Women of all ages flash their tits in the name of Jesus. Every man is assigned their own personal holy boy. Europe’s hottest DJ’s perform nightly on the steps of the Vatican....

December 12, 2024 · 2 min · 372 words · Lisa Cooper

Putting Together The 2026 Italian Olympic Hockey Roster With The Most Italian Sounding Players In The NHL

We’re really only just over a year away from the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy. Whether or not the IOC and IIHF will let this happen, we don’t know. I don’t know what percentage of Italian heritage all of these guys actually have in their blood. But I think we could put together a pretty strong roster just based on how Italian their names sound. Just some spaghetti and meatballs all up and down that lineup....

December 12, 2024 · 2 min · 304 words · Robert Krause