And right on par with the guy from Cum Town’s ex-girlfriend’s podcast about communism. Just to fact check this information. But on the updated chart, from what I could see, Barstool Sports was nowhere to be found. So I’m not sure how old that chart in the tweet is. At the bottom of their website it says, “See more with Premium and Pro”. Which might mean if I paid money that I’d be able to see where Barstool Sports currently stands....

The NHL is filled right now with an overabundance of young, phenom talent. The skill level in the league is off the charts. They’re like a bunch of little wizards out there dunking on goalies. This new era of the NHL is fun. But it could also be deemed as “Instagram Hockey”. There’s a reason why classics exist. There is a reason why people are always going to want to eat a perfectly cooked medium-rare ribeye....

That’s it, I’ve seen enough! Eli Manning should be the QB1 for Sunday’s game against the Baltimore Ravens. But the New York Giants aren’t most teams. They are one of the most embarrassing franchises in the NFL over the last decade. I also understand that Eli hasn’t played in years. So hopefully number 10 is taking snaps for Big Blue on Sunday thanks to that strike he threw. Eli will be outmanned and have no offensive line to speak of....

During the walk, we talked about the current NHL season. Who are this year’s biggest surprises and disappointments? What teams will be Cup contenders, and what big moves could be made before the trade deadline? Paul Bissonette is the co-host of the top hockey podcast, “Spittin' Chicklets.” It gave Bissonette a chance to relive his playing days as an enforcer. This walk is hydrated by BODYARMOR.

TD Parlay, Picks, and fantasy fuccbois (01:29:10-01:44:56). We finish with Fyre Fest of the Week (02:45:50-03:03:26).

Look at Holland/Netherland/The Dutch! They love them some speed skating and Playboy. Gotta give Joe Beune credit, this is one of the more impressive feats out there. I need more numbers though. Just how many issues were sold to the point someone said, we gotta restock? I guess they just love their speed skating in Holland? What this story also did was bring me back in time. For anyone of a certain age we remember sneaking into closets to see the Playboys....

If you watched Surviving Barstool last night, it was once again a doozy. Now to this point all of mine and Dave’s interactions had been pleasant in the show. Two pals just laughing it up, and working together. Did I spy on him a few times? Did he spy on me. But that’s water under the bridge. When it came to the challenge, it was time to get physical and I got physical....

I wish college football would just get on with it and cut the Group of 5 out entirely already. I don’t want it to happen. But you know it’s coming eventually. They want to do it. Just get it over with. I’m sure Warren had on average tougher individual matchups. But with the exception of 2 games, Penn State’s B1G schedule wasn’t tough. Tyler Warren had a 5-star QB throwing to him all year long....

So lets just stay on Kyle Tucker here before I categorically erupt from excitement. No bullshit - Kyle Tucker is a top 10 player in baseball. Last year in 50% of playing time he accumulated 4.7bWAR. He runs the bases extremely well. Isaac Paredes is a fine ballplayer but was basically 1:1 with Christopher Morel just 5 months ago. And Cam Smith was banging FSU co-Eds a couple months ago....

It all started the other day with The Tunnel sign which led us to the actual Tunnel. But we did have some laughs locking Fasoli and Blutman in there Wednesday. And shortly after, White Boy Rick. But is this a scalable prank? We tried it on our first guest Thursday, Will Compton. And later we even got Super Bowl LII MVP Nick Foles. Catch those gags and more on Thursday’s full Yak:

But lately, the air of invincibility has taken a hit. And the only squad theyve outperformed during this stretch? Southampton, the leagues basement dwellers. Five points from seven games. For most teams, that wouldnt make headlines; its just a rough patch. But for Manchester City? Its a seismic shock. This is a team that usually collects points like kids collect trading cards. Now, theyre barely keeping their heads above water....

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Not for the chair throwing incident. He wasreportedly arrested for a DUI in Nashville back in 2016, but those charges were eventually dropped. So maybe they took that into account. If we’re being honest, that’s pretty sound logic. But they also weren’t world famous country music artists with millions of dollars in the bank. I couldn’t help but notice they hit Morgan Wallen with a stiff $350 fine as well....