Nick Shaved His Beard And Now He Looks Like Rick Moranis

Barstool dopplegangers have been a thing since back when I was a reader. I did feel like Big Cat led the league in those. Most notably Buff Cat. But today I think Nick and Rick took the cake or gold medal or top prize for doppelgangers. It’s uncanny how much he looks like Rick Moranis. Did he do his best to avoid shaving because of this comparison? We may never know....

December 16, 2024 · 1 min · 79 words · Jessica Turner

Pay Back: The 49ers Suspended De'Vondre Campbell For Quitting On The Team, Refuse To Cut Him So He Won't Get 'Rewarded' By Signing Somewhere Else

We saw what happened on Thursday night. To put it nicely, he quit. He quit on the team, the franchise, every other player, however you want to say it. So now everyone waited to see ‘De’Vondre Campbell has been cut by the 49ers.’ You had other guys talk about how shitty of a move it was, they were pissed. But that would be too easy. The dude refused to do his job....

December 16, 2024 · 2 min · 224 words · Randy Ayers

Perfection: The Pop-Tarts Bowl Unveiled The Single Greatest Trophy In All Of Sports, They Now Have One With A Built-In Toaster

This right here is why we need bowls outside of the playoffs. You want the right to get a Wild Berry Pop Tart and that trophy. Although, me personally? Not a toasted Pop Tart guy. But I eat them raw. Get it out of the package, break into smaller pieces and devour it. It’s my favorite Pop Tart. I do think they need to bring back a special Pop Tart though....

December 16, 2024 · 1 min · 122 words · Janet Anderson

Scott Hanson Lied: 7-Hours of Commercial-Free Football is Dead, NFL RedZone is Now Showing Commercials

We had a hell of a run. 15 years of commercial-free NFL Sunday football. It’s amazing the NFL ever allowed that to go on for as long as they did. It was bound to come to an end eventually. I’m not even going to pretend to be mad about it. I probably just assumed one of the games cut to commercial locally and RedZone was slow to the trigger. Be mad at the front facing media personality who has no say in the matter....

December 16, 2024 · 2 min · 317 words · Kimberly Shepherd

Sunday Night Football Break with Kaia Kitsune

What a great lazy Sunday this was. When you have a chance, take a 5-minute break with Kaia Kitsune.

December 16, 2024 · 1 min · 19 words · Judith Campos

Sunday Was Yet Another Lifeless, Pathetic Performance From The Miami Dolphins

Another big game, another lifeless and pathetic performance from the Miami Dolphins. This circus has run its course, not just for me but for Dolphins fans everywhere. Enough is enoughit’s time for serious changes. People need to be held accountable, and that starts at the top. Lets talk about Chris Grier, the general manager. Hes been with this organization for over 20 years, yet not a single playoff win under his tenure....

December 16, 2024 · 2 min · 277 words · Larry Davis

The Hottest, And Most Terrifying, Theory Going Around About The Mysterious Drones Flying Over New Jersey Is Basically The Plot Of The Movie "Sum of All Fears"

Forget toxic waste- New Jersey might now be radioactive in the literal sense. It’s unlike anything any of us have ever seen, or heard, or experienced. Stick with me here. Check out what this anonymous account posted to twitter and later deleted their entire account. But this one started bubbling over the weekend, and really stood out. These are OUR drones, tracking gamma rays linked to possible WMDs in a MASSIVE counter-terror operation!...

December 16, 2024 · 3 min · 623 words · Raymond Chen

The Josh Allen vs Lamar Jackson NFL MVP Battle Is In Full Swing- December 16th, 2024

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December 16, 2024 · 1 min · word · Robert Howard

The Pelicans Are Reportedly Ready To Blow Things Up And That Includes Trading Zion Williamson

Now that we’re past the December 15th trade restriction date, the NBA trade season is officially underway. Enter, the New Orleans Pelicans At just 5-22, their season is over. Sorry if that offends, but it’s the truth. Notice a certain name missing from that protected list? It’s hard not to really. While somewhat surprising, can you blame them? A crazy turn considering where we started with the Zion Experience, but that’s the reality....

December 16, 2024 · 1 min · 164 words · Jose Coleman

The Philadelphia Eagles Silence All The Idiots In The World, Unload The Clip In Passing Game To Dominate The Steelers

The Eagles had a shaky win last week against Carolina. Clearly a game they didn’t give a shit about, against a team who they didn’t respect. So after the game, AJ Brown told the media that the passing game needed some improvement moving forward. Literally all that happened was an ultra-competitive elite player wanted his team to execute better than they had been. A couple of grown men, who are best friends off the field, just needed to be better....

December 16, 2024 · 2 min · 344 words · Keith Nielsen

The Pride of Knoxville, Tennessee Tucker, Just Released His Hit New Single "My First Rocky Top"

Look I think me and Tennessee fans may have gotten off of the wrong foot. And has to tug at the heart strings of all the people who grew up in Knoxville. Really takes you back. Anyways, just wanted to get Tennessee Tucker out into the mainstream. I’ll continue to promote him on my socials this week. Hope this makes Vols fans happy so they’ll finally get off my case!...

December 16, 2024 · 1 min · 80 words · Jessica Turner

The Referee for Tennessee-Ohio State Has Authored Some of the Worst Calls in College Football History, Including One That Already Stole a Win From Tennessee

But then I took a look at this asshole’s resume. First up, we have the ultimate screwjob of Tennessee in overtime of the 2021 Music City Bowl. Magallanes should still be in prison for what he pulled that night. That alone would be enough for this CFP assignment to be a crock of shit. But wait, there’s more! Magallanes and the rest of the officiating crew were suspended by the ACC following that incident....

December 16, 2024 · 1 min · 109 words · Dylan Adams

The Refs Stopped The Clock For 4 Seconds For No Reason, Allowing The Saints To Score And Potentially Win, And Their Post-Game Explanation Was "Oh Shucks"

This gotta be one of the most egregious things I’ve ever seen. This should be investigated by every governing body out there. Either option should get him demoted. And of course the bettors who had Washington -7 should be storming NFL HQ right now. And thank god that 2 point conversion failed. I mean how is a ref’s blatant mistake not reviewable? Just make it reviewable! It was the worst officiating I’ve seen all year by a long shot....

December 16, 2024 · 1 min · 79 words · Anne Oliver