If Iambeing honest, I’ll admit that anyone can do this job. And I’ve taken the last four months off without anyone noticing. Sure, plenty of my coworkers have been to court. Maybe a few for jury duty. Which is why I came in semi-handyduring the Karen Read trial. I have some experience when it comes to sorting out that often confusing nonsense. The mystery writer began sending the letters to various lawyers, officials and reporters in the fall of 2023....

It’s just another manic Monday. Which is incredibly annoying. Take a 5-minute break with Heather Faber.

So here’s the thing–Jerry Jones is like 150 years old and grew up in Arkansas. It’s not surprising that he’d have a more…gamey diet than most. People in that part of the country don’t go to the grocery store. It’s not surprising that one of Jerry Jones' favorite meals is squirrel. I’m not going to shit on eating squirrel. Maybe a bit of an acquired taste, but I’m sure they make it work....

NY Post- Police have recovered a massive drone that was apparently abandoned in the Brooklyn Naval Yard. NYPD took possession of it for a brief period. Drones are so hot right now. They’re more similar to this massive thing they found in Brooklyn? That shit is straight out ofTerminator. Or if we do they have to go through a process of getting proper clearances and permission. All things I had no clue about prior to getting in trouble....

Sites that don’t abide by this are subject to a $50,000 fine. In response, PornHub is cutting off Florida entirely. And Florida is far from the first state to be cut off by PornHub. It’s a good ol' fashioned Mexican stand-off. Florida makes a rule, and instead of abiding by it, PornHub takes their ball and goes home. No porn for you, Florida. But in the end, they’re still a porn site....

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Sowe played Werewolf a couple weeks ago on Stool Streams, and it didn’t pretty well view wise. Maybe we they all come back for Surviving?

Welcome Island of misfit fans. Here are your sad stats for Week 15. Let’s start with our guy, T’Vondre Sweat. Dude looked like he was born to spin up the ball. Like someone took Derrick Henry in Madden and customized the wight to max and kept the stats the same. That’s the only way to describe what you see in the clip above. Looking into the numbers here, I have this as the heaviest player to ever carry the ball....

Let’s be very clear: I’m talking BASKETBALL here. Auburn is the clear #1 overall seed if the tournament started today. Tennessee is a clear #1 too. I would then say probably Kentucky as well to round it out with Duke? But it goes much deeper than that. All 16 teams in the conference are currently in their Ken Pom top 68. This conference is fucking loaded. I think they get 12 teams in at minimum....

After years in the making,Becoming Led Zeppelinwill finally hit theaters in February of next year. This isnt some quick cash grab from a streaming service or another documentary with recycled footage. And dont expect the usual documentary format. Becoming Led Zeppelinwill screen exclusively in IMAX theaters starting on February 7, 2025. I just bought my ticket for the Regal Cinemas on Western). You get to see Zeppelin in their purest, loudest form....

Im tired of living a lie. And I know Im not alone in this. I looked him dead in the eye and replied, No chance. And even if I do have to aim, lets be honestits my dick. Its literally hanging outside my body, untouched by any outside contaminants. Now, let me be clear: washing your hands after taking a shit is absolutely non-negotiable. If you skip that step, you are a menace to society and beyond redemption....

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