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Every now and again, I catch myself hunched over my phone with the posture of a fucking jumbo shrimp as I am furiously ‘doom-scrolling’ until I find something so odd that it makes me question the future of this world. Typically, the posts that stop me dead in my tracks are sexual in nature, and sometimes they are not sexual at all. But no matter what they are, they are always weird enough to make me wonder-Why the fuck does this even exist?...

A matchup like OKC vs MIL was a good litmus test for both sides. A fun test to see how either side handled their own issues/questions. The lights are bright, the hype is there, the expectation is there, how do you respond? Can you answer the call? Based on how we played Tuesday, the lights looked a little too bright. But the real story here is of course the Bucks....

All they have to do is go full Grinch and lean into being assholes to their fans. Sure it’s a risky proposition for an NBA team. But those Dick’s Last Resort restaurants where the waiters roasted you were smash hits back in the day. The Hornets clearly are not good at making their fans happy and probably never will be. Which is why it was so disappointing to see the Hornets apologized for the stunt online....

On today’s Pardon My Take… KIRK HERBSTREIT! Do student athletes deserve the ability to move to a new environment if they feel like it? But the timing of everything sure seems like it could use some cleaning up. Look at Penn State’s backup QB, Beau Pribula, for example. Can’t have that. So, why was that the case? Herbstreit gave his thoughts on today’s show… There just doesn’t seem to be any consistency with some of these decisions....

But the part where they’re refusing to tell us anything has been made abundantly clear. This is the Pentagon spokesman, telling us that speaking for the Pentagon is not his department. Well someone did, in fact, take General Knownothing’s advice and asked someone from Congress instead. One highly influential legislator says they know exactly what they are. I would not think those are friendly. I would think those are adversarial, McCaul said....

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 7 IN THE VIDEO Surviving Barstool returned last night with a fantastic episode. Possibly the best of the season thus far. Watch the video above for the full recap. And catch up on all episodes below. New episode tonight at 8 PM ET on all Barstool platforms!

Look I’m going to get right to the point here. I fucking hate the United States Postal Service. I’ve had many run-ins in the past with those scumbags, including but not limited: 1. I was literally 5th in line, hours before it was scheduled to close. Asked if he attacked him, answer was no. But he thought he might! And then he refused to deliver mail to our house until the dog fucking died....

I’m afraid the Egyptian pyramids have lost their fastball. The pyramids used to be respected. People used to have a healthy fear of ancient Egypt. Now the pyramids are a side show. Something to look at while you eat at combination KFC-Pizza Hut. I don’t wish any ill will on Mr. He seems like a good enough guy. But if the pyramids have any pride, Mr. Beast won’t make it out of there alive....

Alright - we in the trust tree here? Not the first look at ‘Superman’ I imagined we’d get at all.

$4 each for the OG and first three sequels. And don’t fall for the barely-discernible-to-the-average-bear high-def propaganda. Until the 4K shit came around. Blu converts threw up their hands, wondering a) how much more clarity do you really need? and, b) at what point does it actually become adetrimentto some older films?. Am I looking for Richie?!? You’re goddamn right I’m looking for that sumbitch! (Shoutout to the late Uncle Tricky Dick....

I hadnt heard about this body throw in until my roommate mentioned it. She used to be crazy over guys she claimed had the dad bod. The dad bod is a nice balance between a beer gut and working out. Its not an overweight guy, but it isnt one with washboard abs, either. The dad bod is a new trend and fraternity boys everywhere seem to be rejoicing. Here are a few reasons that girls are crazy about the dad bod:...

So stop here if you didn’t watch. I’ll let Whitney tell you his thoughts on that. I audibly laughed out loud the hardest I have in the show to that point. I feel like only Whitney could do that. Now this begs the question, is this the most iconic finger wag of all time behind Dikembe Mutumbo. you might make a case about Judge Judy. but given the moment I’m awarding Whitney the all time silver medal and not looking back....